Re: What's the joke about loincloths? Happy Birthday!

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: : : : "Hello?  Is this the Sing and Swing Singing Telegraph Service?  Yes, I'd like to send a loincloth-clad stud muffin to one Diana S. in one of the Carolinas.  Oh, so you KNOW Diana S.  Good customer is she?  She *is* a thoughtful person, indeed.  Please send said loincloth-clad stud muffin right away.  No, thank YEW!"

: : : : Happy Birthday, Diana!  Now, pass the oats...

: : : : Dana S.

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: : : Hello...........hello?  Are you still there?  Yes, this is the Sing and Swing Singing Telegraph Service, thank you for your order.......now, we are all out of Hawkeyes, but I have got an Uncas, two Duncans and several Hurons left.........be warned that our Uncas has had one too many beers lately and has the beginnings of a rather wobbly spare tyre......so may I suggest one of our delightful Hurons?  Just give me your specific requirements........height, weight, inside leg, colour of breechclout etc etc

: : : Thank you for shopping at Sing & Swing

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: : : PS HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIANA!!

: : Inside leg...inside leg...hmmmm...OH, INSIDE LEG!!!  I can ORDER that?

: : Dana S.

: Why I've *felt* so many oats to day, I think I'll just go home and dream of "inside legs"....as opposed to "outside legs"?

: VERY, VERY close to the *creak -poot* stage of life!
: Diana S.


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