Re: What's the joke about loincloths? Happy Birthday!

Posted by Dana S. on August 30, 2000 at 16:20:24:

In Reply to: Re: What's the joke about loincloths? Happy Birthday! posted by Sing and Swing Singing Telegraph Service on August 30, 2000 at 16:11:48:

: : "Hello? Is this the Sing and Swing Singing Telegraph Service? Yes, I'd like to send a loincloth-clad stud muffin to one Diana S. in one of the Carolinas. Oh, so you KNOW Diana S. Good customer is she? She *is* a thoughtful person, indeed. Please send said loincloth-clad stud muffin right away. No, thank YEW!"

: : Happy Birthday, Diana! Now, pass the oats...

: : Dana S.

: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: Hello...........hello? Are you still there? Yes, this is the Sing and Swing Singing Telegraph Service, thank you for your order.......now, we are all out of Hawkeyes, but I have got an Uncas, two Duncans and several Hurons left.........be warned that our Uncas has had one too many beers lately and has the beginnings of a rather wobbly spare tyre......so may I suggest one of our delightful Hurons? Just give me your specific requirements........height, weight, inside leg, colour of breechclout etc etc

: Thank you for shopping at Sing & Swing

:
: PS HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIANA!!

Inside leg...inside leg...hmmmm...OH, INSIDE LEG!!! I can ORDER that?

Dana S.

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: : : "Hello?  Is this the Sing and Swing Singing Telegraph Service?  Yes, I'd like to send a loincloth-clad stud muffin to one Diana S. in one of the Carolinas.  Oh, so you KNOW Diana S.  Good customer is she?  She *is* a thoughtful person, indeed.  Please send said loincloth-clad stud muffin right away.  No, thank YEW!"

: : : Happy Birthday, Diana!  Now, pass the oats...

: : : Dana S.

: : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: : Hello...........hello?  Are you still there?  Yes, this is the Sing and Swing Singing Telegraph Service, thank you for your order.......now, we are all out of Hawkeyes, but I have got an Uncas, two Duncans and several Hurons left.........be warned that our Uncas has had one too many beers lately and has the beginnings of a rather wobbly spare tyre......so may I suggest one of our delightful Hurons?  Just give me your specific requirements........height, weight, inside leg, colour of breechclout etc etc

: : Thank you for shopping at Sing & Swing

: : 
: : PS HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIANA!!

: Inside leg...inside leg...hmmmm...OH, INSIDE LEG!!!  I can ORDER that?

: Dana S.


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