Re: I Forgot WHO?!

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: : : : : : : : : : Ohmigaaaaaawd!  I forgot Doc Mary?!!!  I don't believe it!  I promise I remembered it the first two times I typed that page for the MohicanLand Calendar.  Cross my heart and hope to die.  Same goes for the Turkish Trader.  Now, the Publicant, I DID forget.  So sorry.  When I get the nerve to go back into the web page inferno, I'll get everything fixed.  

: : : : : : : : : : Thank you kindly, Rich, for the congrats!  We'll do y'all proud.

: : : : : : : : : : Dana S.

: : : : : : : : : Oh, don't worry your pretty little head about poor old
: : : : : : : : : ignored and forgotten Doc M., dearest Dana. Speaking
: : : : : : : : : of heads, hows that horrible, pounding, splitting
: : : : : : : : : headache of yours that you should be having right...
: : : : : : : : : about...NOW!!??

: : : : : : : : : Doc M

: : : : : : : : Uh-oh, Doc M is hittin' ye with the headache spell! And might I add it's a mighty powerful one. When she hit me with it two weeks ago I felt like wee leprechauns was doin' the highland fling on me brain...So, Miss Dana, if ye start feelin' poorly, feel free to drop by Bumppo's where we'll spot ye one of Mrs. O'Reilly's Corn-Squeezins-N-Coffee headache toddies. Guaranteed to at least make ye fergit ye got a head that's hurtin'...and dear Doc M, if ye'd like anything we'd be lovin' to spot ye a dram as well. Sometimes one favors a bit of spirits on a warm Saturday afternoon...and in case ye're askin', I've been receivin' no footrubs these days, so please don't be sendin' no more third eyeballs or headaches over to my cottage...I beg ye...
: : : : : : : : pax eye, Red

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: : : : : : : I really don't know why you girls worry about such things.  If Doc M really COULD spell warts or headaches she would be able to get rid of that huge hairy wart on her chin, or avoid the Gnomal induced headaches she is afflicted with.

: : : : : : : Hehe.

: : : : : : : Gnomedome

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: : : : : : Hmmmmm. Hmmmm. Now where's that toad spell? *flip! flip! flip!*
: : : : : : And STAY OUT OF MY CISTERN, ye irksome wee hobgoblin!!

: : : : : : Doc M

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: : : : : I am NOT a goblin!  Hob or otherwise!  I'm a GNOME. *disdainful sniff*

: : : : : While you are here, could you please pass the bar of soap, and maybe wash my back?  *splash splash*  Mind if the family joins me in here?  The WHOLE family?  When you are 450 years old, you have a rather large extended family ya know!

: : : : : Gnomedome

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: : : : Boil boil toil and trouble
: : : : Fire burn and cistern bubble!
: : : : Do the little red hats droop?
: : : : Could it be I smell...GNOME SOUP????
: : : : *cackle! cackle!*

: : : : Doc M

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: : : Hmmmmmmmm.  Hey Doc!  Can you put a few more heated stones under here?  Steam isnt quite hot enough to really open the pores yet!

: : : GnomeDome

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: : Why, certainly! Wait right there and don't move! *cackles
: : evilly to self as Hurons drag out a 40 ft. Acme Flamethrower
: : (pat. pend.)

: : Doc M

: Why Gosh Doc!  What the HECK is that thing labeled Acme your ripply, brainless hunks are dragging this direction, and WHY is there a disgruntled looking coyote in a loincloth leading them?

: GnomeDome


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