Re: I Forgot WHO?! Ah my poor limey major.....

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: : : : : : : : Boil boil toil and trouble
: : : : : : : : Fire burn and cistern bubble!
: : : : : : : : Do the little red hats droop?
: : : : : : : : Could it be I smell...GNOME SOUP????
: : : : : : : : *cackle! cackle!*

: : : : : : : : Doc M

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: : : : : : : Hmmmmmmmm.  Hey Doc!  Can you put a few more heated stones under here?  Steam isnt quite hot enough to really open the pores yet!

: : : : : : : GnomeDome

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: : : : : : Why, certainly! Wait right there and don't move! *cackles
: : : : : : evilly to self as Hurons drag out a 40 ft. Acme Flamethrower
: : : : : : (pat. pend.)

: : : : : : Doc M

: : : : : Why Gosh Doc!  What the HECK is that thing labeled Acme your ripply, brainless hunks are dragging this direction, and WHY is there a disgruntled looking coyote in a loincloth leading them?

: : : : : GnomeDome

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: : : : Smile for the birdie! Don't move now!
: : : : *WHHHHOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!*
: : : : Gnome-e-que, anyone?

: : : : Doc M

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: : : WHOA!!!!!  HOLY MACKEREL ANDY!!  YOU SINGED MY BEST POINTY RED HAT!!!  STAND-IN!  TIME FOR MY STAND-IN!!!  hey!!!
: : : *where the heck IS that Limey major when you need him?*

: : : GnomeDome

: : Dear Gnomiedearie,

: : shooo shooo! leave my poor wee Limey major alone, will ya? Poor fellow is still smoking on the bar=bie, and you want to re-roast him? No heart has this gnomie, i tell ya, no heart!

: : The Tc 

: TC,

: Actually, that's the Colonel that has no heart!  What I have none of is my best pointy red hat thanks to that pestilence called Doc Mary and her Huron propelled flamethrower.  Sure put an end to our little party in her cistern.  Well, we'll be back I assure you next Saturday night!!!  Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee.

: And next time I will be wearing my pointy red hat made of asbestos.

: *muttering*

: GnomeDome


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