Re: Had I But Known....and happy hour!

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Comments:
: : : : ...I could have gotten all the Gnome Butter I wanted by simply
: : : : putting those little tequila bottles you get on airplanes in
: : : : a line leading from the woods right to the door of the
: : : : Mohicanland Clinic! Live and learn, live and learn.
: : : : When the Francais Trader returns, I'll have to place
: : : : a new order with him...Cuervo si, mousetraps no! Arriba!
: : : : Arriba!


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: : : : Doc M

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: : : Not Cuervo.  No no no.  Hornitos!!!  Si si si!  Cuervo aint truly Tequila as they use only half blue agave.  Hornitos is pure, 100% blue agave tequila.

: : : And that is pronounced Or-nee(accent here)tos(long 'o')
: : : NOT Horny toes my dear.

: : : Line the walk with 100% blue agave and the gnome will walk entranced right into your depraved arms.

: : : (hic) scuse me!

: : : GnomeDome

: : Horneytoads, you say??? That explains a lot! Or did you
: : say Corny Toes? No...that was Duncan! Oh, hell -- I'm
: : headed for Bumppos for Happy Huron Hour!

: : Doc M

: Happy Huron Hour??? Why, I had no idea. This lass is gettin' tired of sittin' around the cottage flippin' through the want ads in the Courier. I don't even get visits from that Dweebie fellow since he passed out in the red tips. Do you think the Glenlivet scared him off? I'd be glad to fix him up a wee mild wine spritzer if that's more his likin'. Why, I think it's time to pull out that special new wench-blouse with the black velvet ties and spray on some of that jessamine-water I brought over from Carolina and head on down to Bumppo's....


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