Re: Had I But Known....and happy hour!

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: : : : : ...I could have gotten all the Gnome Butter I wanted by simply
: : : : : putting those little tequila bottles you get on airplanes in
: : : : : a line leading from the woods right to the door of the
: : : : : Mohicanland Clinic! Live and learn, live and learn.
: : : : : When the Francais Trader returns, I'll have to place
: : : : : a new order with him...Cuervo si, mousetraps no! Arriba!
: : : : : Arriba!

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: : : : : Doc M

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: : : : Not Cuervo.  No no no.  Hornitos!!!  Si si si!  Cuervo aint truly Tequila as they use only half blue agave.  Hornitos is pure, 100% blue agave tequila.

: : : : And that is pronounced Or-nee(accent here)tos(long 'o')
: : : : NOT Horny toes my dear.

: : : : Line the walk with 100% blue agave and the gnome will walk entranced right into your depraved arms.

: : : : (hic) scuse me!

: : : : GnomeDome

: : : Horneytoads, you say??? That explains a lot! Or did you
: : : say Corny Toes? No...that was Duncan! Oh, hell -- I'm
: : : headed for Bumppos for Happy Huron Hour!

: : : Doc M

: : Happy Huron Hour??? Why, I had no idea. This lass is gettin' tired of sittin' around the cottage flippin' through the want ads in the Courier. I don't even get visits from that Dweebie fellow since he passed out in the red tips. Do you think the Glenlivet scared him off? I'd be glad to fix him up a wee mild wine spritzer if that's more his likin'. Why, I think it's time to pull out that special new wench-blouse with the black velvet ties and spray on some of that jessamine-water I brought over from Carolina and head on down to Bumppo's....

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: Oh SURE!  Let the friggin French Trader show up for FIVE MINUTES
: and all the women go to getting all gussied up in wench-blouses and such.  Figures.  What do they do for the gnome?  Why, plunk themselves down on his overly large toadstool without a by your leave and pass gas.  Humph.  I suppose all it takes is a saran wrap loincloth around here, hmmmm?  There must be a dang celophane cigarette wrapper laying around here somewheres.......
: Dammmmiiiiiiitttttt.  Doesn't anybody smoke or litter anymore?????

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