Posted by Ayesha on July 05, 2000 at 20:17:48:
In Reply to: Re: Posting Photos - Official Guidelines posted by Bill R on July 05, 2000 at 15:33:05:
Hi Dana,
You have spoken for all of the women! Yes!
This is a fun post and so well written! I will share it with all of my women friends. We should print it and pass it around!!!!
The best,
Ayesha
: : Alrighty, folks. It has become apparent to me that we need a few guidelines the the posting of Gathering photos...of Dana S.
: : Thou shalt NOT post any photo of Dana S. slouching against picnic tables, rocks, mountains or thin air.
: : Thou shalt not post any photo of Dana S. showing blemish, wrinkle, or spider vain.
: : Thou shalt not post any photo of Dana S. NOT holding in tummy.
: : Thou snalt not post any photo not of the "good side" of Dana S. (This would be my right, your left)
: : Thou shalt not post any pic of Dana S. with roll-up, peace pipe, or any other fag-type thingy near or about mouth. ( I DID quit smoking, ya know)
: : Thou shalt not post any photo of Dana S. taken before noon.
: : This should do it. Thank you all for your cooperation in this very important matter.
: : ;)
: : Dana S.
: Well, I can think of some additional criterion:
: Thou shalt NOT post pictures of Dana S. with her loincloth flapping in breeze.
: Thous shalt NOT post pictures of Dana S. after thunderstorms and before repairing damage from same.
: Thou shalt Not post pics of Dana S. with eyes crossed from heavy imbibing of Clabert's peach wine.
: Thou shalt NOT post pics of Dana S. in sleeping bags of any sort regardless of number of femmes in said bag.
: Thou shalt NOT post pics of Dana S. in jacuzzi (ah, WHY NOT???)
: Thou shalt NOT post pics of Dana S. without the gnome in them!
: Bill R