Posted by Bill R on July 05, 2000 at 15:33:05:
In Reply to: Posting Photos - Official Guidelines posted by Dana S. on July 05, 2000 at 15:20:04:
: Alrighty, folks. It has become apparent to me that we need a few guidelines the the posting of Gathering photos...of Dana S.
: Thou shalt NOT post any photo of Dana S. slouching against picnic tables, rocks, mountains or thin air.
: Thou shalt not post any photo of Dana S. showing blemish, wrinkle, or spider vain.
: Thou shalt not post any photo of Dana S. NOT holding in tummy.
: Thou snalt not post any photo not of the "good side" of Dana S. (This would be my right, your left)
: Thou shalt not post any pic of Dana S. with roll-up, peace pipe, or any other fag-type thingy near or about mouth. ( I DID quit smoking, ya know)
: Thou shalt not post any photo of Dana S. taken before noon.
: This should do it. Thank you all for your cooperation in this very important matter.
: ;)
: Dana S.
Well, I can think of some additional criterion:
Thou shalt NOT post pictures of Dana S. with her loincloth flapping in breeze.
Thous shalt NOT post pictures of Dana S. after thunderstorms and before repairing damage from same.
Thou shalt Not post pics of Dana S. with eyes crossed from heavy imbibing of Clabert's peach wine.
Thou shalt NOT post pics of Dana S. in sleeping bags of any sort regardless of number of femmes in said bag.
Thou shalt NOT post pics of Dana S. in jacuzzi (ah, WHY NOT???)
Thou shalt NOT post pics of Dana S. without the gnome in them!
Bill R