Posted by Foo's Who on August 10, 1998 at 16:32:59:
In Reply to: Re: A Revisionist's Tale posted by Undercover Foo on August 10, 1998 at 16:06:16:
Undercover Foo wrote:
: Dear Faux Foo,
: A Foo can never be faux.
: To be a Foo, you must be full.
: That is, full-hearted.
: For a faux Foo to be half-hearted is un-fortunate.
: It would be foolish for you, faux Foo,
: not to fulfill your destiny as a DOPE.
And to you, Esteemed Undercover Foo, I say:
Fee, fee, fi, fi, foo, foo, FUM!
This fiendish Foo is not so dumb!
For whether my heart is half or whole,
Being a DOPE is surely my goal!
And while my claim to Foo-hood is Faux,
My Revisionist tale is set to go.
I'll leave you with this as my final say,
FauxFoo not withstanding, this DOPE's here to stay!
Guess Foo?