Posted by Undercover Foo on August 10, 1998 at 16:06:16:
In Reply to: Re: A Revisionist's Tale posted by Foo-Foo Wannabe on August 10, 1998 at 14:25:51:
Dear Faux Foo,
A Foo can never be faux.
To be a Foo, you must be full.
That is, full-hearted.
For a faux Foo to be half-hearted is un-fortunate.
It would be foolish for you, faux Foo,
not to fulfill your destiny as a DOPE.