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Seamus
Guardian of Heaven's Gate
USA
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 Posted - August 30 2008 : 1:01:00 PM
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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some
sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats could smell the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to piss off and
let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. "OK, follow me", he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of
bats behind him.
Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a huge forest. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood.
"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.
Yes, yes, YES!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good" said the first bat, "Because I freakin' didn't"
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Life's journey is not to
arrive at the grave safely
in a well preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways,
totally worn out, shouting
'...holy sh*t ...what a ride!'
~~Mavis Leyrer, Seattle
Seamus
~~Aim small, hit the b*****d right between the eyes!~~ |
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Monadnock Guide
Council of Elders
USA
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Posted - August 30 2008 : 4:30:18 PM
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| Is that where "blind as a bat" came from?? |
you can keep "The Change" |
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Seamus
Guardian of Heaven's Gate
USA
Bumppo's Patron since [at least]:
May 19 2002
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Posted - August 30 2008 : 8:13:05 PM
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| Probbly so! |
Life's journey is not to
arrive at the grave safely
in a well preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways,
totally worn out, shouting
'...holy sh*t ...what a ride!'
~~Mavis Leyrer, Seattle
Seamus
~~Aim small, hit the b*****d right between the eyes!~~ |
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RedFraggle
Mohicanite
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October 13 2006
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Posted - August 30 2008 : 9:00:24 PM
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Ha ha . . . that's cute.  It did give me a bit of a chuckle. |
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