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Light of the Moon
Mohicanland Statesman
USA
Bumppo's Patron since [at least]:
December 18 2004
Status: offline
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 Posted - September 18 2006 : 10:46:50 PM
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Okay Rich,
Since we're having fun here's a "Gasser".
This woman goes walking into Wal-Mart[<:)] searching for a gift for her grandson's birthday. She goes to the camping/fishing dept. and finds a rod and reel but not knowing anything about fishing she decides to ask the dept. clerk who was wearing dark shades.
"Excuse me sir, can you tell me about this fishing pole?"
The associate says, "Ma'am, I am blind but if you drop the pole on the counter I will be able to tell you anything you want to know about it."
"No way!" she says.
"Yes, ma'am it's true."
Intrigued, the woman did as he said.
"This is a Magnum Fisher Rod XL, with 25lb test, and good durability, it's an all around good combination for a beginning fisherman and it is on sale today for $19.99."
"That's amazing!" the lady gasped, "that is so impressive, I'll take it!" She whips her credit card out of her purse and drops it.
The Associate smiled , "That sounds like a MasterCard."
Now astonished by his perception she said, "Wow! You are really good!" She bends over to pick up the card and accidentally farts loudly .
Embarrassed by the incident she became quite red in the face and then remembers the clerk was blind, there was no way for him to know if it was her or not, so she acts as if it didn't happen.
The man rang up her purchase and says, "Okay, your total is $30.78."
"Wait a minute! " interrupted the lady, "I thought you said the pole was on sale for $19.99!"
"Yes ma'am, it's $19.99 for the pole and $10.99 for the duck call and fish bait!"
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