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Christina
Deerslayer
USA
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 Posted - April 15 2006 : 7:48:57 PM
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A new role for Gnomes, fresh off the news wires (I swear I am not making this up...)
Doc M might want to attend these auditions as well!
Shakespeare's rockin' (and rolling in his grave)
Elton John's new project is a go: The songwriter has signed with Miramax to develop "Gnomeo & Juliet," an animated musical spun off from Shakespeare's tragedy _ and shifted into the psychedelic, magical-mystical world of garden gnomes. Juliet has been cast: Kate Winslet.
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See this face? This is the face of a woman on the edge.
Whoopi Goldberg, "Jumping Jack Flash"
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Fitzhugh Williams
Mohicanland Statesman
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Posted - April 15 2006 : 11:27:08 PM
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quote:
spun off from Shakespeare's tragedy
Still sounds like a tragedy to me. |
"Les deux pieds contre la muraille et la tete sous le robinet" |
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Bill R
Colonial Militia
USA
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Posted - April 18 2006 : 09:55:20 AM
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Sounds like a tragedy to me too. I mean, instead of the rival families thing, it's the physical handicaps of such a relationship that will play. Imagine if you will a coupling that requires the gnome climb a step ladder just to give his true love a kiss. Then slippin on the last step, falling off, and tumbmling down said true love's dress and becoming trapped in her cleavage. Little red gnome hat sticking out between, muffled cries of "help", etc. Could never work!!
They should rewrite as comedy. Hire myself and Doc M. Now THAT would be a big hit! The antics of such a coupling would be nothing less than pants wetting funny. |
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Doc M
Great Quack Healer of the Frontier
USA
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Posted - April 18 2006 : 10:33:05 AM
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A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down the pants...
I tell you, Billy Boy, we could make a fortune! Heck, they'd
probably pay us a fortune if we just stayed OFF the stage!!!
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