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Lainey
TGAT
USA
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May 18 2002
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 Posted - May 24 2002 : 11:46:48 AM
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Okay, I get the picture. In light of that ... ahem ... that "place" we've managed to stick way at the bottom of this board, I thought I'd take Doc Mary's advice & *share.*
She said:
"Dear TGAT Lainey,
Now you've done it. The people of Mohicanland already think you're sick. Why have you given public evidence? You know, they've taken to calling you "THAT Austrian woman!!!" & you're not even Austrian! HaHaHaHa! Your head is going to roll, Miss TGAT Lainey, unless you immediately hand out bread or cake or something.
Take my advice, dearie. Change your name & just SHUT UP already! Otherwise, I'll be forced to wear black when I next visit you. Come to think of it ... I've got that nice little black number with the homespun corset & leather leggings. It'd look GREAT with my stiletto heels!
Hmmmmmm ......
Sincerely,
Your Former Treatment Manager,
Doctor Mary
xxxxxxx"
I have thought about Doc Mary's warnings, you know. I really have. She might be right.
From Richfed, offered on his lunch hour: "You're a freak."
From Ilse, A Dutch Leftie: "You've gone too far & even I will not tolerate this."
From Huggy, peddler of happy thoughts: "*%#* You! You promised juicy discussions & all I've got is a headache!"
From the Canadian Trader: "I'm not ever coming to America again. Not ever."
From Anonymous: "I know where you live."
From Lady Ann, the genteel lady of southern heritage: "I hope you will not be attending our lovely Mohicanland Gathering this June. It'd be a pity to have to change all those targets."
And so forth ..... I'll think about it all as soon as Huggy returns my right to thought.
With pleasant, happy thoughts,
TGAT Lainey (for the moment)
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Ilse
The Dutch Trader
Netherlands
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Posted - May 25 2002 : 3:48:17 PM
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It's a bloody disgrace, if you ask me. Wouldn't have believed it, if I hadn't seen it with my own two eyes. That I have lived to see this. Really Lainey, what did you think? 
That random people throwing out random opinions at uhmm random is somehow going to make this place a better world? It's pathetic!
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Adele
The Huggy Merchant
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Posted - May 25 2002 : 6:20:12 PM
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I have thought about Doc Mary's warnings, you know. I really have. She might be right.
From Richfed, offered on his lunch hour: "You're a freak."
From Ilse, A Dutch Leftie: "You've gone too far & even I will not tolerate this."
From Huggy, peddler of happy thoughts: "*%#* You! You promised juicy discussions & all I've got is a headache!"
From the Canadian Trader: "I'm not ever coming to America again. Not ever."
From Anonymous: "I know where you live."
From Lady Ann, the genteel lady of southern heritage: "I hope you will not be attending our lovely Mohicanland Gathering this June. It'd be a pity to have to change all those targets."
And so forth ..... I'll think about it all as soon as Huggy returns my right to thought.
With pleasant, happy thoughts,
TGAT Lainey (for the moment)
I just wanted to say....I have got a headache 
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Lainey
TGAT
USA
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Posted - May 25 2002 : 9:48:25 PM
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Bloody disgrace? Pathetic? Random ad nauseaum? Headache inducing?
Why, thank you, ladies! I was starting to think we were all going to have to randomly like each other. Oh, and all reports of my "timely death" are not all that timely after all.
Celebrations & public holidays, therefore, are cancelled.
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Bea
Keeper of the Western Door
Canada
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Posted - May 26 2002 : 12:55:24 AM
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Umm, did you say ladies???? Lainey, now I know you REALLYhave a problem.
What an offence!! Yep, no more trips to the US...not if you call me a lady..[{:)]
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Ilse
The Dutch Trader
Netherlands
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Posted - May 26 2002 : 10:49:57 AM
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Hey Lainey,
You've become an "Average Member" 
Ilse
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Lainey
TGAT
USA
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Posted - May 26 2002 : 12:02:37 PM
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Average?!!! Average?!!! As in, I've been mainstreamed, assimilated, corrupted? That really stinks.
I liked the THREE STAR classification better. Sounded a bit accomplished, you know? Of course, don't know if it's on a scale of 2 or 100.
Bea, did I really say 'ladies?' See? It's the Average thing. It's got me all confused & conciliatory.
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Adele
The Huggy Merchant
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Posted - May 26 2002 : 8:08:39 PM
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Average?!!! Average?!!! As in, I've been mainstreamed, assimilated, corrupted? That really stinks.
I liked the THREE STAR classification better. Sounded a bit accomplished, you know? Of course, don't know if it's on a scale of 2 or 100.
Right that does it...I have reached the fork in the road...either I cease posting now (as a junior), or a post like crazy to get thru 'average' to whatever comes after it. I'll be damned if I get described as average!
Sighss....on the other hand...average could be followed by mediocre....
Can we not make up our own? Ummmmm, maybe not...I can see Doc's categories consisting of long and short members......nuff said....
HM
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Doc M
Great Quack Healer of the Frontier
USA
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Posted - June 03 2002 : 5:25:06 PM
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My stars and garters, I'm an AMAZING woman! I can post things
to TGAT Lainey when I'm not even near a computer!! Once again,
my good name has been HIJACKED! I would not DREAM of posting
such a rude and rambling email to my beloved sister-in-weirdness!
Please accept this comment instead:
STICK A SOCK IN IT, FREAKO!!! Your insane and inane mumblings have
driven me to drink...a journey of nano-inches, I'll confess,
but never the less!!! *hic!*
Love and Kissies, your
Doc M
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Lainey
TGAT
USA
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May 18 2002
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Posted - June 03 2002 : 7:20:19 PM
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Dear Doc M,
Don't you just hate those lengthy blackouts? It's SO hard to know what you've done, never mind what you haven't done.
Anyway, thank you for the latest correspondence. I feel much better when you call me 'freako' ... Can I arrange a carriage for you so you might get your much demanded arse down this ways for the annual Gathering of freakos??? Or would a Huron carried litter be more to your liking? Oh, puleeze veeseeeet us!!!!!!
Yours in total weirdness,
TGAT Lainey
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