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Bill R
Colonial Militia
USA
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July 03 2002
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 Posted - July 29 2003 : 5:29:57 PM
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Well, bushels of gnome poo! Dam. This post was supposed to have appeared under comment of one notorious Doctorate of Sadism titled ups and downs. Musta hit the wrong button. Crapola. Not crayola, but crapola.
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Bill R
Colonial Militia
USA
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Posted - July 29 2003 : 5:34:16 PM
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What the..........?*(&(^#$^*$#
Let that dang gnome whacker appear, and everything just goes ALL to HEL* !!! Was she screwing around with the gnome's keyboard again?
Did she re-label the "reply to topic" key or something? Or am I just going blind from bad mushrooms? |
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Doc M
Great Quack Healer of the Frontier
USA
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May 17 2002
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Posted - July 29 2003 : 5:53:56 PM
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Oh Frabjous Day!!! O Joy!! O Rapture!! Doth the Voice of
the Gnome sound once more in Mohicanland?? And does this
explain the sudden appearance of strange little smelly
pellets around the back door of the Mohicanland Clinic for
the Terminally Weird??
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Bill R
Colonial Militia
USA
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richfed
Sachem
USA
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Posted - July 29 2003 : 7:00:29 PM
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I, for one, am happy - with my Tom-Tom, btw - to see this banter again! Been quite the while. Billy Gnome & Doc Mary - quite the Odd Couple!
BOOM boom boom boom ... BOOM boom boom boom ...
PS - Bill, you did it again!!! Wrong post button! |
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Doc M
Great Quack Healer of the Frontier
USA
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May 17 2002
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Posted - July 30 2003 : 12:21:15 PM
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Well, this is a BIG relief for me, as my supply of Gnome Butter
was running quite low! For those unfamiliar with this mainstay of
my Frontier Healing Practice, Gnome Butter (pat.pend) is good for:
boils, blisters, evil sisters, babies, scabies, rabies, saddle
sores, stuck doors, heavy snorers, waxing floors, faints, restraints,
and all and sundry Female Complaints! It is made from spring
water, Bumppo's Best Corn Squeezin's, and the purest tincture
of Gnome. Available by presciption only from Kindly Old Doc Mary,
Great Healer of the Frontier. Come real subtle-like by the
Mohicanland Clinic for the Terminally Weird and pick up a
bottle or six TODAY!!!
Doc M
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Bill R
Colonial Militia
USA
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July 03 2002
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Posted - July 30 2003 : 12:56:53 PM
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You're gonna earn yourself a few more pellets around your door with THAT kinda attitude. I thought we'd layed the gnome butter thing to rest? I mean, there are loads of synthetic salves and potions you can make and use without harming endangered woods life. Besides which, this particular woods life has an ATTITUDE about being pressed into butter.
By the way, nice avatar. Is that your pet, or one of your relatives? |
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Doc M
Great Quack Healer of the Frontier
USA
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Posted - July 30 2003 : 3:48:42 PM
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The Fabulous Doc M use SYNTHETIC ingredients in her potions????!!!!
Are you smoking some of those funny woodland herbs again?
All of Doc M's copyrighted potions are 100% natural, buster!
Even those requiring gnome-al ingredients are processed with
gently harvested gnomes who are not harmed in any way...kind of.
As for my avatar, he's my widdle doggy and his name is Mr. McSnookums,
thank you very much. He does somewhat resemble my old Granny on
the days when she would get one of her "sick headaches" and have
to retire to her bedroom with her Goody's headache powders and
a glass of Jack Daniels and Coca-Cola. Still a FINE remedy, by
the way!
Doc M
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Bill R
Colonial Militia
USA
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July 03 2002
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Posted - July 30 2003 : 4:53:38 PM
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Humph. Some things never change. Good thing I've been saving the contents of the gnomal chamberpot these past two years. Got a place to dump 'em again. Just pretend it's brown snow as you try to get to your front door.
I've got an avatar of my own for ya. It can be found at this link, and is called Farm Gnome. Maybe I'll make it my very own avatar in honor of YOU. Eh?
http://www.foundus.com/jani/gnomes/gnopic3.htm#Farm%20Gnome
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Doc M
Great Quack Healer of the Frontier
USA
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Posted - July 30 2003 : 4:58:21 PM
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*LOL!!* It's so rare to find an avatar that fits one's true
self! I think I've succeeded with mine, and I believe the
Farm Gnome suits you admirably!
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Bill R
Colonial Militia
USA
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July 03 2002
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Posted - July 30 2003 : 5:54:57 PM
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Yes, I'd say we both succeeded there!
*oh m'God! I AGREED with her! And her with her gnome butter churn standing there right BESIDE her! ARRRGGGGGHHGHHH!!!!!!!!! I'll be drummed out of the Gnome Lodge!* |
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Dana S.
Pathfinder
USA
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September 30 2002
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Posted - September 26 2003 : 01:18:02 AM
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Ahhhh...I found a thread that feels like home. I'm just gonna snuggle down right here and catch up on y'all.
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All the humble stuff,
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