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Bill R
Colonial Militia
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 Posted - July 29 2003 : 5:27:16 PM
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Le Longue Canneloni? Le Longue Canneloni? And how would YOU know whether said canneloni was wee or longue? Has he been visiting Doc's House of Pain and Pleasure again?
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Doc M
Great Quack Healer of the Frontier
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Posted - July 29 2003 : 6:07:25 PM
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Gracious! The Dainty and Maidenly Doc M was merely referring
to the long-leggity beastie's height! More intimate knowlege
I leave to my superior officer, the GAT Lainey. Were he Irish
rather than a lust Italianate, I would assume the usual
"hung like a field mouse" measurement would apply, n'est ce pas??
Doc M, blushing prettily whilst fanning herself with an ostrich
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Bill R
Colonial Militia
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Posted - July 29 2003 : 7:31:07 PM
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Put me in the field mouse category. I don't even SPELL cannelloni correctly, so not likely I HAVE one!
"Living and dying proud to be Mickey endowed" |
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richfed
Sachem
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Posted - July 30 2003 : 05:47:20 AM
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Well, I am completely confused on this issue!
On the one hand, there's the saying - how does it go? - The bigger the nose the longer the hose? I certainly have the schnoz.
Then, on the other hand. a fellow employee gave to me, upon his transfer elsewhere - and they sit proudly in my locker still - a little package of condoms [and I mean little]. On the packaging are the words: Tested for leakage on lab rats. I don't know how he might know, but nevertheless ...
OK, ok ... I know this is a family show. Jim, I can see you blushing now!
But, I thought, Bill, you might be interested? |
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securemann
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Posted - July 30 2003 : 7:25:15 PM
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| No fair Rich! You had your nose reconstructed to make it look like a long schnoz.Oh well,I had my nose done too.I'll leave this one alone.I'm too old to blush. |
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Bill R
Colonial Militia
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Posted - July 30 2003 : 7:39:59 PM
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*SNORK SNORK*
Oh yeah! Right! Like you and Lainey have any use for condoms!!!
Where has that guy BEEN? The planet Kapax?
*SNORK* |
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richfed
Sachem
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Posted - July 31 2003 : 06:34:38 AM
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Originally posted by securemann
No fair Rich! You had your nose reconstructed to make it look like a long schnoz.
Yeah, but not by choice ... seems a well-placed fist moved most of it to under my left eye!!! Ah, the good old days of the mental ward!!! And all over a baked potato! |
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Doc M
Great Quack Healer of the Frontier
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Posted - July 31 2003 : 10:17:58 AM
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You can take my baked potato when you pry it from my cold
dead fingers!!!!
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securemann
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Posted - July 31 2003 : 2:33:29 PM
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| Yep,That's what Rich was trying to do,pry the baked potato from the poor guy's hand when all of a sudden: KA-POW!Then he saw visions of a future Mohican site with more KA-POWS.Hmm, I wonder if ka-pow is an Indian word? |
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Bill R
Colonial Militia
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Posted - July 31 2003 : 3:07:25 PM
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| Dunno. But personally, I'd rather have butter and sour cream with my baked tater than fits, thenk you veddy much! |
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Bill R
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Posted - July 31 2003 : 3:09:28 PM
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"fits"? "fits"? Fat gnome fingers. That was supposed to be FIST.
Way to kill a joke gnome dummy |
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Doc M
Great Quack Healer of the Frontier
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Posted - July 31 2003 : 3:59:38 PM
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Hmmmmm...that's interesting! My ex used to get fits after he
ate MY baked potatos -- must have had something to do with
the Death's Head Mushroom filling!
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Bill R
Colonial Militia
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Posted - August 01 2003 : 10:37:18 AM
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Yes, and that's why I don't allow you to pick MY mushrooms for me.
One wonders what you did with his body.......grind him up for din-din for snookums there? |
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Wilderness Woman
Watcher of the Wood
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Posted - August 01 2003 : 11:28:43 AM
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Can anyone advise me as to the best product available for cleaning coffee-spit splatters off of my computer screen?
Best keep a bottle handy...
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Doc M
Great Quack Healer of the Frontier
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Posted - August 01 2003 : 11:49:56 AM
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WW -- a brisk rub down with Gnome Butter will not only clean up
those pesky spills, but will remove Hostess Twinkie crumbs from between your keyboard keys and restore your floppies. (Males
on the Board please take note.) Remember -- supplies are going
fast. BETTER ORDER YOUR BUTTER TODAY!!!
And no, Mr. Smarty Pants -- I would not dream of feeding anything
so vile to my McSnookums. Hmmmm -- wonder whatever happened to the
neighbor's cat??
Doc M
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Bill R
Colonial Militia
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Posted - August 01 2003 : 12:22:41 PM
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Oh well now that just TEARS it! I will NOT be rubbed on any male member's member, whether as butter or NOT. I've had it with the butter thing. Be warned...we may be short, but we be viscious when aroused...remember the cute bunny rabbit in Monty's Search for the Holy Grail? You get the picture.
If your neighbor's cat is missing, better check on the neighbor too.
Snookums there doesnt look as particular in his eating habits as you imply. |
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Doc M
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Posted - August 01 2003 : 12:57:35 PM
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Hey, anybody else hear a weird little squeaky sound? Seems to
be coming from the vicinity of my ankle. Oh yeah ...THERE it is!!!
*SQUUUUISSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!* |
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Bill R
Colonial Militia
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Posted - August 01 2003 : 1:37:24 PM
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You'll probably wanna wipe that gnome doo doo off your foot dear wanton and wretched one. I'd say, wash it off, but telling YOU to take a bath is probably going too far! *pheeeeyeeewwww*.
Did you really think we are that slow? Come'on! Haven't you noticed that the smaller a thing is, the faster it moves?
By the way, I got a whole truck load of that stuff I've been saving for just such a day as this.........if'n you really like rolling around in the stuff? Or, is that not what they mean when the lads in Bumpo's (and WELL into their cups I might add) say "Guess it's about time for a visit to that "pig's den of iniquity again" ? |
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Theresa
Bumppo's Tavern Proprietress
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Posted - August 01 2003 : 6:26:43 PM
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Did you really think we are that slow? Come'on! Haven't you noticed that the smaller a thing is, the faster it moves?
Is that where the term "quickie" comes from? SNORT! SNORT! 
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Bill R
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Doc M
Great Quack Healer of the Frontier
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Posted - August 04 2003 : 1:12:47 PM
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You mean, when Betty calls you a "Minute Man" she's
not referring to your grasp of Early American History????
*snort! snort!*
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Bill R
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Posted - August 04 2003 : 1:21:41 PM
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Oh now I REALLY resent that! It takes FAR LESS than a minute!
Give me some credit please! |
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Christina
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Posted - August 13 2003 : 5:20:07 PM
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Originally posted by Bill R
Oh now I REALLY resent that! It takes FAR LESS than a minute!
Give me some credit please!
Might I echo the above post about coffee spit splatters on the computer screen...from cannelloni to death's head mushrooms and "minute men..." I'm going to need a squeegee to clean off the ol' monitor after today!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
But seriously, I sincerely hope and pray that none of our Mohicanland brethren fit the derogatory term "hung like a cocktail onion" which was coined by a rather foul-mouthed ex co-worker of mine...but oh so colorful...
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Christina
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See this face? This is the face of a woman on the edge.
Whoopi Goldberg, "Jumping Jack Flash"
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Pen
Colonial Settler
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Posted - August 18 2003 : 8:48:49 PM
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Y'all realize that, after reading all this, I will never be able to order from an Italian restaurant without totally losing it ...
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Bill R
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Posted - August 18 2003 : 9:14:57 PM
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| Yes, but think of poor Rich! Every time he goes to the bathroom now he's gonna be thinking of Italian pastries!!!! |
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