Jed Clampett:Pearl, what d'ya think? Think I oughta move?
COUSIN PEARL: Jed, how can ya even ask? Look around ya. You're eight miles from yore nearest neighbor. Yore overrun with skunks and possums, coyotes, bobcats. You use kerosene lamps fer light and you cook on a wood stove summer and winter. Yore drinkin' homemade moonshine and washin' with homemade lye soap. And yore bathroom is fifty feet from the house and you ask "should I move?"
JED:I reckon yore right. A man'd be a dang fool to leave all this! --The Beverly Hillbilllies
Buddy Ebsen passed away this morning. He will always be Jed Clampett to me. "Weeeell Doggies"