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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Videos: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message Icon:                             Message: Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by Monadnock Guide[/i] [br]A TRADITIONAL PRESENTATION 'Tis the day before New Years and despite what youre hopin The folks in the Boardroom say the full day were open So we'll buy and we'll sell as the tape crawls along And though "Bubbly's" verboten we may still sing a song Two Thousand and Ten was okay but had bumps til QE2 lifted prices making shorts look like chumps We finished up with a rally that began in the fall But unemployments still rising thats hurting us all We lost special people as we seem to each year It just makes us treasure each one thats still here Pink Panthers creator, Blake Edwards is gone Davey Crockett, Fess Parker has also moved on Dennis Hopper just rode off on a heavenly bike and we lost Gary Coleman that sweet little tyke And now Rue has joined Bea for a Golden Girl fling Will they ask Eddie Fisher of his Papa to sing Dandy Don put the lights out his partys now over And Patricia Neal left us for some heavenly clover Robert Byrd, Senates senior is with us no more The same can be said of NPRs Robert Schorr Bobby Thomson became a celestial tenant His historic homer gave the Giants a pennant John Forsythe joined some angels but this time theyre real And Elaine from Elaines has served her last meal Holden Caulfields creator has dissed his last phony Lynn Redgraves gone too had three bids for a Tony Jimmy Dean joined Gods choir as did Lena Horne Her beauty and talent would brighten each morn Leslie Nielsen from Airplane is no longer alive As is Beavers mom, Barbara who they taught to talk jive An earthquake in Haiti one of this years events Ten months since it happened folks are still living in tents And out in the Gulf a well blew its top It took months and much money to get it to stop Pakistan saw real flooding making wheat fields a pool Al Gore split with Tipper I guess sometimes things cool And General McChrystal resigned on the phone After things that he said showed up in the Stone In Chile, some miners got lost underground The world watched in wonder til they were safe and sound There were bedbugs aplenty and Wiki-leaks too The i-Pad was a winner among things that were new A mosque near Ground Zero produced flack and more flack And some sexy Red spies were packed up and sent back Leno made room for Conan but he soon changed his mind And Lost finally got lost as its ratings declined In May came a Flash Crash when computers ran wild But some guys in their Dark Pools just looked on and smiled And over in Europe they turned up the heat As austere new budgets brought mobs in the street Republicans made gains with some Tea Party backing The Prez shrugged his shoulders calling it a shellacking A Florida pastor let it all hit the fan When he threatened on TV to burn the Quran North Korea was shooting and made a missile threat To nuke South Korea, but it aint happened yet Mel Gibson went Mad Max on the phone he did rant Tiger got a divorce but to win he just cant Let not this year's memories of sadness or sleaze Disturb you this day just give your heart ease Have faith that this New Year will bring a new sign And believe in yourself it will all work out fine Just lift up your spirits and some fruit of the vine And kiss ye a loved one and sing Auld Lange Syne And late in the evening as you watch the ball fall Wish yourself all the best Happy New Year to All!! [/quote]    Upload an Image File From Your PC For Insertion in Your Post    -  HTML is OFF | Forum Code is ON   Check here to include your profile signature. Check here to subscribe to this topic.