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Obediah Posted - January 15 2007 : 11:20:55 AM
This is one of those "I don't know where to put it" posts, so it ended up here..

While in the drug store yesterday, my wife pointed out to me a product named "Butt Paste" Actually it's used for diaper rash, but with a name like that, think of the possibilities! Of course, Grandpa (that's me) had to show this to 11 y.o. Granddaughter, who naturally thought it was pretty cool.
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Obediah Posted - January 25 2007 : 12:35:10 AM
And on a somewhat related note, there is a type of motorcycle seat modification (for those of us who are 'inseam challenged') called the "Butt Buffer."
RedFraggle Posted - January 24 2007 : 10:22:51 PM
On a somewhat (though only very tangentially, even in my loosely-connected thought pattern) related note, I was in the women's bathroom at school today and happened to notice the logo on the lock of the bathroom stall.

It pictured an "H" that was made to look like a bathroom door, complete with a man's head peeking out over it and trousers down around his ankles below it. The big "H" served as the first letter in both words of the company's title:
Hiney Hiders.

Hee hee! Not as good as Butt Paste, admittedly, but kind of cute, I guess.
Light of the Moon Posted - January 24 2007 : 10:14:59 PM
Butt Paste??!!
I think I'd buy it for a baby shower or bachelorette party. It would even make a good gag gift/stocking stuffer at christmans time(This is what you get for being naughty! Forget the coal; you get Butt Paste!). The Easter Bunny could even leave it for anul family members. Oh the possibilities are endless!! I could be extremely evil with this stuff!



Obediah Posted - January 17 2007 : 7:54:05 PM
Hey Red! I just clicked on that link & got the error message, "Directory Listing Denied." This is a really sticky situation.
RedFraggle Posted - January 16 2007 : 07:25:32 AM
I wonder how many people buy it just for the name? I know if I were faced with a choice between "Diaper Rash Cream" and "Butt Paste," I'd go with the Butt Paste. Then I'd take it home and show everyone I know. "Hey guys, look at this! Butt Paste! Ha ha!"

By the by, I just did a search for Butt Paste on the internet. It turns out that there's a "Boudreaux's Butt Paste" (same one?) that sponsors NASCAR races. Hee hee. And there's even a website: www.buttpaste.com. Who knew?

Clearly I was much more entertained by this than I should have been!

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