Re: Belated report from Battle Road 2000

Posted by Publicant (aka Tax Collector) on May 05, 2000 at 08:52:25:

In Reply to: Re: Belated report from Battle Road 2000 posted by Bill R on May 05, 2000 at 08:43:47:

Dear Bill R.!
Naughty! Very naughty your below-mentioned post!
Now, listen, here in LOTMLand, at last we have a powerful and cruel officer in charge of good taste, The Publicant, aka TAX COLLECTOR, who will and shall tax you to the hilt for your purple language!
You need THE TGAT and THE Doc M., and you're better off having them as your friend than foe!
Signed: The Mighty, 2nd only to the Almighty, TC
(TC not as in Humble and Obedient TowneCrier, but TC as in TAX COLLECTOR!)

: Well, Elaine, I have NO problem whatsoever finding horns suitably TWISTED for your powder horn. They grow thataway on the cows. Twisted. BUT, I AM having a helluva time finding any breed of cow which grows its horns straight or even remotely phallic-like for Doc Mary's powder horn......

: Bill R

Follow Ups:

• Re: Belated report from Battle Road 2000 Bill R 09:55:26 5/05/2000 (0)
• Re: Belated report from Battle Road 2000 Chris 09:34:50 5/05/2000 (2)
  • Re: Belated report from Battle Road 2000 Doc M 10:09:14 5/05/2000 (1)
    • Re: Belated report from Battle Road 2000 The Almighty Publicant 10:25:01 5/05/2000 (0)

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: Dear Bill R.!
: Naughty! Very naughty your below-mentioned post!
: Now, listen, here in LOTMLand, at last we have a powerful and cruel officer in charge of good taste, The Publicant, aka TAX COLLECTOR, who will and shall tax you to the hilt for your purple language!
: You need THE TGAT and THE Doc M., and you're better off having them as your friend than foe!
: Signed: The Mighty, 2nd only to the Almighty, TC
: (TC not as in Humble and Obedient TowneCrier, but TC as in TAX COLLECTOR!)

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: : Well, Elaine, I have NO problem whatsoever finding horns suitably TWISTED for your powder horn.  They grow thataway on the cows.  Twisted.  BUT, I AM having a helluva time finding any breed of cow which grows its horns straight or even remotely phallic-like for Doc Mary's powder horn......

: : Bill R


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