Re: Bill Rooks, MohicanLand Gunsmith, & Killdeer!

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: : Oh cool!  A convention!!!  I gotta get there!!!  Wonder if BettyGnome will buy the logic that I gotta do a business trip to France...that I am thinking of doing an international version of Killdeer called MortCheri and have to do research in Paris?  Shhhh.  If she finds out it is a convention, she'll just assume I wanna go party in the hotel with the little gnomie hookers!!!

: : Ah well, to be surrounded by so many of my kind...blissful dont you think?

: : Gnome Dome

: Little gnome hookers?? Would you pay them in...SMALL CHANGE???
: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh, lord...think the dots on MY dominoes
: are going as well!!

: Doc M



: : : Much as it pains, I say PAINS, Doc M to say anything nice
: : : about the little pointy-headed Gnomie, the Killdeer is
: : : a museum-quality work of art, and I gnash my teeth in
: : : envy of that kind of talent. And in recognition of the
: : : Short Gnomabine, I offer the following article from
: : : Newsweek, April 17th:

: : : The Paris Gnomes: No Accounting For Taste

: : : Americans interested in lawn decor may want to check out
: : : an exhibit in Paris featuring Europe's answer to the
: : : pink plastic flamingo. About 2,000 garden gnomes are
: : : on display at the Bagatelle Park in the Bois de
: : : Boulogne. Proving there's no accounting for taste,
: : : more than half a million of the gnarly little statues
: : : are made in Europe each year. Germans adore them; the
: : : French find them funny -- but fashionable. "It's chic
: : : to be kitschy," says the director of the exhibit. The
: : : show runs until July 24. Like everyone else in Paris,
: : : the gnomes will take August off.

: : : Doc M


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