Re: Doc's OTHER Profession! ... and Mine!

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: : : : : : : : Doc M is no PIMP, Miss! 

: : : : : : : That she isn't!!! She's ... she's a ... oh brother ... She's a ... I can hardly say this ... (deep breath) ... SHE'S A LIBRARIAN!!!!! Really!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho He He He He He He HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... There, feelin' better now. She really is a librarian! A good one, though, I'm sure!

: : : : : : You WILL die for this, snookie! Perhaps if you start
: : : : : : running now, you'll stay alive for The Gathering,
: : : : : : but fear not. I WILL find you!!!

: : : : : : Doc M

: : : : : Aw, Shucks, Doc! You're STILL calling me "snookie!"
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: : : : See there Doc honey? I KNEW you were a librarian and I also knew better then to open my BIG mouth!!!

: : : : Clabair
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: : : Indeed. Very well, Clabair may live...but TGAT Lainey
: : : had better start shopping for a new mate! *snort! snort!*

: : : Doc M

: : Ok, Doc ... Here's the deal ... I can't bear the burden of you having to be the brunt of LIBRARY jokes (tee hee :)) the rest of your "career." Let's make up! I will now expose MY ex-profession to you as a gesture of my heart-felt good-will. Ready??

: : For seven long years I was a ... Secure Care Treatment Assistant!! Translation? Bouncer on a secure psych ward ... home of 18-40 year old male rapists, murderers, and child molesters ... No joke! I guess Postal Employee was quite a step up, even if they are related fields! THERE!  Happy?

: Well, ok. I guess I forgive you. *pout! pout!*  Well, that
: explains how you handle the Mohicanland "family" so well!
: Perhaps when we meet you can get out your white coat
: and chase me around with your butterfly net! Woo! Woo!

: Doc M


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