Posted by Gnome Dome on April 18, 2000 at 14:17:41:
In Reply to: Re: Excuse me, is this book overdue? posted by Diana on April 18, 2000 at 14:13:04:
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: : *Gnome walks up to group cackling*
: : Excuse me folks. Can you direct me to the lewd and looney Dr. Mary? I went by her office and peeked in, but all I saw was some mousey looking woman with coke bottle glasses and a dress down to her ankles and up to her chin. Not at ALL what had been advertised!
: : BWAAAA HHAAAAA HHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
: : *gnome salute and in a puff of dust, is away*
: : laughter rings in the distance "a friggin LIBRARIAN for crying out loud!!! Who'd a thunk it!!!""""
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: OHhhhhhhh! Gnomie, you are so-o-o-o-o brave (swoooon!!) But...did your cousin "Dewey" gnome forget to tell you about the time the Doc showed him the inside of her card catalog drawer....PERMANENTLY!
: Seems he fit juuuuuuust right!
: Standing waaaayyyy far back, peeking between fingers of hands over face,
: Diana
Diana,
Awww, I'm not so brave, but I figger I can handle her worst!
I mean, what's she gonna do- fine me 10 cents a day?????
heheheheeeeeeeeee
I did think it was strange that her "hurons" were always wearing tweed jackets with patches on the elbows!!! Now I guess I know why!!