Excuse me, is this book overdue?

Posted by Gnome Dome on April 18, 2000 at 13:39:28:

In Reply to: Re: Doc's OTHER Profession! posted by Lainey on April 18, 2000 at 13:00:31:

: : : : : :
: : : : : : : Doc M is no PIMP, Miss!

: : : : : : That she isn't!!! She's ... she's a ... oh brother ... She's a ... I can hardly say this ... (deep breath) ... SHE'S A LIBRARIAN!!!!! Really!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho He He He He He He HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... There, feelin' better now. She really is a librarian! A good one, though, I'm sure!

: : : : : You WILL die for this, snookie! Perhaps if you start
: : : : : running now, you'll stay alive for The Gathering,
: : : : : but fear not. I WILL find you!!!

: : : : : Doc M

: : : : Aw, Shucks, Doc! You're STILL calling me "snookie!"
: : : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: : : See there Doc honey? I KNEW you were a librarian and I also knew better then to open my BIG mouth!!!

: : : Clabair
: : : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
: : Indeed. Very well, Clabair may live...but TGAT Lainey
: : had better start shopping for a new mate! *snort! snort!*

: : Doc M
: ******

: I'm on it, Doc.

*Gnome walks up to group cackling*
Excuse me folks. Can you direct me to the lewd and looney Dr. Mary? I went by her office and peeked in, but all I saw was some mousey looking woman with coke bottle glasses and a dress down to her ankles and up to her chin. Not at ALL what had been advertised!

BWAAAA HHAAAAA HHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

*gnome salute and in a puff of dust, is away*

laughter rings in the distance "a friggin LIBRARIAN for crying out loud!!! Who'd a thunk it!!!""""

Follow Ups:

• Re: Excuse me, is this book overdue? Diana 14:13:04 4/18/2000 (3)
  • Re: Excuse me, is this book overdue? Gnome Dome 14:17:41 4/18/2000 (2)
    • Re: Excuse me, is this book overdue? Diana 14:24:25 4/18/2000 (1)
      • Re: Excuse me, is this book overdue? Clabert 14:36:05 4/18/2000 (0)

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: : : : : : : 
: : : : : : : : Doc M is no PIMP, Miss! 

: : : : : : : That she isn't!!! She's ... she's a ... oh brother ... She's a ... I can hardly say this ... (deep breath) ... SHE'S A LIBRARIAN!!!!! Really!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho He He He He He He HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... There, feelin' better now. She really is a librarian! A good one, though, I'm sure!

: : : : : : You WILL die for this, snookie! Perhaps if you start
: : : : : : running now, you'll stay alive for The Gathering,
: : : : : : but fear not. I WILL find you!!!

: : : : : : Doc M

: : : : : Aw, Shucks, Doc! You're STILL calling me "snookie!"
: : : : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: : : : See there Doc honey? I KNEW you were a librarian and I also knew better then to open my BIG mouth!!!

: : : : Clabair
: : : : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
: : : Indeed. Very well, Clabair may live...but TGAT Lainey
: : : had better start shopping for a new mate! *snort! snort!*

: : : Doc M
: : ******

: : I'm on it, Doc.

: 
: *Gnome walks up to group cackling*
: Excuse me folks.  Can you direct me to the lewd and looney Dr. Mary?  I went by her office and peeked in, but all I saw was some mousey looking woman with coke bottle glasses and a dress down to her ankles and up to her chin.  Not at ALL what had been advertised!  

: BWAAAA HHAAAAA HHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

: *gnome salute and in a puff of dust, is away*

: laughter rings in the distance "a friggin LIBRARIAN for crying out loud!!!  Who'd a thunk it!!!""""


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