Re: TC Cries On Behalf of Publicant, For Witnesses!

Posted by Dana S. on April 11, 2000 at 16:09:04:

In Reply to: TC Cries On Behalf of Publicant, For Witnesses! posted by TC , Hmbl Obdnt on April 11, 2000 at 15:41:07:

: RING RING RING!
: ringalinga ringggggggggggggggggg!
: Hear Ye Hear Ye Hear Ye!
: COME ONE COME ALL!
: LOTMLAND'S Newest and one of the most fear - uh... ahhmmm.... uh.... I meant RESPECT not fear.... uhmmm...
: LOTMLand's newest and one of the most fe...uh! ah! once again, I meant RESPECTED... resident, Her Highness The Publicant (aka Tax Collector) has received a trade-off offer from The Great and Terrible EdictIssuer... who has offered... all on her own...without any pressure on the part of the Publicant whatsoever....
: HER FIRST BORN to the Publicant in lieu of lifelong servitude to the Crown for dire tax delinquency.
: Being a very careful and meticulous record keeper and soul... uh! no, I meant tax collector, The Publicant wants the many witnesses to this publicly issued offer, to step forward and place their John Hancock prominently in the middle of this parchment.
: However... there is one caveat!
: This Olde and Humble TowneCrier, well aware of the fact that TGAT Edict Issuer is also the lawfully elected righteous Queen of the realm, fears thusly:
: The Queen has been AWOL for the longest of times. Might it be that there is something sinister going on? Might it be that... and I am risking my neck by crying out aloud about my suspicion, and right here in the middle of the Towne Square... but might it be that
: The Publicant's agents have kidnapped said Queen... and htis offer of the First Borne is only a veil of smoke to pull the wool over our smart eagle-visioned eyes????

: Opinions accepted. Donations of buckets to keep the TC's blood pouring from the neck of her chopped off head, neat and collected, are accepted, too.

: Yr Hmbl and Obedient and LOYAL Servant, The TC
: Proud to Die on Duty

~~~~~~~~~~
TC,

It's them blasted Hurons again. Troublemakers the lot of 'em. *sniff* That's my opinion...take it or leave it.

Dana S.

Follow Ups:

• Re: TC Cries On Behalf of TGAT Edict iSSUER! TC 17:04:34 4/11/2000 (4)
  • Re: TC Cries On Behalf of TGAT Edict iSSUER! Dana S. 19:38:51 4/11/2000 (3)
    • Re: TC Cries On Behalf of TGAT Edict iSSUER! TC 20:38:31 4/11/2000 (2)
      • Re: Let Me Be the First... Dana S. 07:27:17 4/12/2000 (1)
        • Re: Let Me Be the First... Ah, You're the ONLY ONE! TC 19:24:52 4/12/2000 (0)

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: : RING RING RING!
: : ringalinga ringggggggggggggggggg!
: : Hear Ye Hear Ye Hear Ye!
: : COME ONE COME ALL!
: : LOTMLAND'S Newest and one of the most fear - uh... ahhmmm.... uh.... I meant RESPECT not fear.... uhmmm...
: : LOTMLand's newest and one of the most fe...uh! ah! once again, I meant RESPECTED... resident, Her Highness The Publicant (aka Tax Collector) has received a trade-off offer from The Great and Terrible EdictIssuer... who has offered... all on her own...without any pressure on the part of the Publicant whatsoever....
: : HER FIRST BORN to the Publicant in lieu of lifelong servitude to the Crown for dire tax delinquency.
: : Being a very careful and meticulous record keeper and soul... uh! no, I meant tax collector, The Publicant wants the many witnesses to this publicly issued offer, to step forward and place their John Hancock prominently in the middle of this parchment.
: : However... there is one caveat!
: : This Olde and Humble TowneCrier, well aware of the fact that TGAT Edict Issuer is also the lawfully elected righteous Queen of the realm, fears thusly:
: : The Queen has been AWOL for the longest of times. Might it be that there is something sinister going on? Might it be that... and I am risking my neck by crying out aloud about my suspicion, and right here in the middle of the Towne Square... but might it be that
: : The Publicant's agents have kidnapped said Queen... and htis offer of the First Borne is only a veil of smoke to pull the wool over our smart eagle-visioned eyes????

: : Opinions accepted. Donations of buckets to keep the TC's blood pouring from the neck of her chopped off head, neat and collected, are accepted, too.

: : Yr Hmbl and Obedient and LOYAL Servant, The TC
: : Proud to Die on Duty

: ~~~~~~~~~~
: TC,

: It's them blasted Hurons again.  Troublemakers the lot of 'em. *sniff* That's my opinion...take it or leave it.

: Dana S.  



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