Re: Notice to The LOONEY Citizen of Mohicanland

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: : : : Now, now. Don't get your little green gnickers in a gnot!
: : : : Doctor Mary did NOT bring a covered dish to the Donner
: : : : Party Reunion, for heaven's sake! Doctor Mary is actually
: : : : doing her ecological duty with an occasional Gnome Harvest...
: : : : otherwise they'd breed like flies! Gracious, even now
: : : : she can hardly set a dainty, kidskin-slippered foot down
: : : : in her yard without squishing two or three of the little
: : : : buggers!

: : : : Doc M

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: : : What are you, color blind in addition to weird?  These ain't green breeches.  They are a sorta purple brownish color from walnut dye.  What do you think I am anyways, one of Robin Hood's merry men?  Green breeches indeed!  Criminee!  Only a limp wristed ballet dancer would clothe himself in a green tutu.

: : : As for that "dainty, kidskin slippered foot", I've seen daintier
: : : feet on full grown geese.  Would take half the half the deer in the forest to make ONE mocassin for THOSE honkers.

: : : Gnome Dome

: : How'd you like to see one close up, Smurfface?? *KerrrrTHWAAAP!!*
: : YAAAYYY! That's three points kicked from the fifty yard line!!
: : Woo! Woo! Who da Doc, baby!! Who da Doc??!!

: : Doc M

: WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!  KATHUMP!!  *groans -picks himself up and dusts himself off*  Owwwwww.  *shakes head vigorously
: to center eyes in head again*

: Yeah?  OH YEAH????  Well let me tell you something you podiatric monstrosity.....when I seen that "dainty foot" of yours come'n, I thought I was being run down by one of those big wagons with a huge cask of rum on it.  Thing was, once it got closer I could SMELL it weren't rum, but your huge, hairy foot.

: And two can play at THAT kicking game ya know!  *right foot cocked, and in a flurry too fast to see, goes to kicking clods of dirt*  Huh unh unh unh unh UNH UNH UNH *grunting with the exertion of sending 100 cubic yards of prime Mohicanland turf her way*

: Gnome Dome


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