Re: Notice to The LOONEY Citizen of Mohicanland

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: : : Now, now. Don't get your little green gnickers in a gnot!
: : : Doctor Mary did NOT bring a covered dish to the Donner
: : : Party Reunion, for heaven's sake! Doctor Mary is actually
: : : doing her ecological duty with an occasional Gnome Harvest...
: : : otherwise they'd breed like flies! Gracious, even now
: : : she can hardly set a dainty, kidskin-slippered foot down
: : : in her yard without squishing two or three of the little
: : : buggers!

: : : Doc M

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: : What are you, color blind in addition to weird?  These ain't green breeches.  They are a sorta purple brownish color from walnut dye.  What do you think I am anyways, one of Robin Hood's merry men?  Green breeches indeed!  Criminee!  Only a limp wristed ballet dancer would clothe himself in a green tutu.

: : As for that "dainty, kidskin slippered foot", I've seen daintier
: : feet on full grown geese.  Would take half the half the deer in the forest to make ONE mocassin for THOSE honkers.

: : Gnome Dome

: How'd you like to see one close up, Smurfface?? *KerrrrTHWAAAP!!*
: YAAAYYY! That's three points kicked from the fifty yard line!!
: Woo! Woo! Who da Doc, baby!! Who da Doc??!!

: Doc M


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