Posted by Acting Sheriff Dweebie Day-Lewis on April 09, 2000 at 15:23:35:
Notice to All Mohicanland Citizens
Newly Acting Sheriff Dweebie Day-Lewis will be out of town for the next few days while he goes to Boston to have his authoritative six-inch silver plated shiny new Acting Deputy Sheriff Badge hand-crafted by Paul Revere himself. Until he returns, any complaints that need to be looked into by The Law should be registered with Uncle Wiscone.
Respectfully,
Acting Sheriff Dweebie Day-Lewis