Re: Notice to The Citizens of Mohicanland

Posted by Gnome Dome on April 09, 2000 at 14:46:57:

In Reply to: Re: Notice to The Citizens of Mohicanland posted by French Trader on April 09, 2000 at 14:42:55:

: : : The Town Council has granted Sheriff Benton (just call me Bent) Twigg a temporary Leaf of Absence so that he may attend to family business. During his absence, the office will be filled by Acting Sheriff Dweebie Day-Lewis.

: : : Dweebie has announced that during his tenure as Acting Sheriff, he may be reached at the Sheriff's Office between the hours of 10:00 a.m. and noon and 2:00 P.M. to 3:00 P.M. Monday through Friday, unless the weather is bad, in which event the office will open later in the day unless he goes fishing that day, in which event he will probably be back the next morning. On weekends, he may be reached at Bumppo's Tavern, except for Saturday night, when he regularly attends Doctor Mary's much-touted Ladies' Night at Fort William Henry as a civic duty and is unlikely to be available again until Monday morning.

: : : At Sheriff Twigg's request, The Town Council is requesting that all citizens maintain a reasonable degree of decorum during his absence and refrain from:

: : : a. roasting each other over bonfires and starting riots in the Town Square

: : : b. dancing naked through the field of lilies behind the Town Library

: : : c. exchanging recipes involving their neighbor's pets

: : : d. involving themselves in temporary catering jobs with JFC Fast Foods

: : : e. forming betting pools on whether Cora and Hawkeye did or didn't

: : : f. other high spirited activities which might give The Crown an excuse to reclaim Mohicanland and turn it into a penal colony.

: : : Respectfully,

: : : The Members of The Town Council

: :
: : Darn! I love that field of lilies!

: : Adele
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: I agree as I just smile and leave for work......

: Frecnh Trader
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Oh for crying right out loud! Don't you ever give it a rest, froggie? Somebody around here needs a libido lobotomy!!!

Gnome Dome

Follow Ups:

• Re: Notice to The Citizens of Mohicanland French Trader 11:37:34 4/10/2000 (14)
  • Re: Notice to The Citizens of Mohicanland Gnome Dome 12:49:33 4/10/2000 (13)
    • Re: Notice to The Citizens of Mohicanland Doc M 15:32:01 4/10/2000 (5)
      • Re: Notice to The Citizens of Mohicanland Gnome Dome 16:17:43 4/10/2000 (4)
        • Re: Notice to The Citizens of Mohicanland Doc M 16:41:18 4/10/2000 (3)
          • Re: Notice to The LOONEY Citizen of Mohicanland Gnome Dome 17:27:16 4/10/2000 (2)
            • Re: Notice to The LOONEY Citizen of Mohicanland Doc M 17:40:35 4/10/2000 (1)
              • Re: Notice to The LOONEY Citizen of Mohicanland Gnome Dome 19:27:21 4/10/2000 (0)
    • Re: Notice to The Citizens of Mohicanland French Trader 13:09:08 4/10/2000 (1)
      • Re: Notice to The Citizens of Mohicanland Gnome Dome 13:15:07 4/10/2000 (0)
    • Re: Notice to The Citizens of Mohicanland Dana S. 13:08:48 4/10/2000 (4)
      • Re: Notice to The Citizens of Mohicanland Gnome Dome 14:49:13 4/10/2000 (0)
      • Re: Notice to The Citizens of Mohicanland French Trader 13:22:05 4/10/2000 (2)
        • Re: Notice to The Citizens of Mohicanland Dana S. 13:41:43 4/10/2000 (1)
          • Re: Notice to The Citizens of Mohicanland French Trader 14:35:59 4/10/2000 (0)

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: : : : The Town Council has granted Sheriff Benton (just call me Bent) Twigg a temporary Leaf of Absence so that he may attend to family business.  During his absence, the office will be filled by Acting Sheriff Dweebie Day-Lewis.  

: : : : Dweebie has announced that during his tenure as Acting Sheriff, he may be reached at the Sheriff's Office between the hours of 10:00 a.m. and noon and 2:00 P.M. to 3:00 P.M. Monday through Friday, unless the weather is bad, in which event the office will open later in the day unless he goes fishing that day, in which event he will probably be back the next morning.  On weekends, he may be reached at Bumppo's Tavern, except for Saturday night, when he regularly attends Doctor Mary's much-touted Ladies' Night at Fort William Henry as a civic duty and is unlikely to be available again until Monday morning.

: : : : At Sheriff Twigg's request, The Town Council is requesting that all citizens maintain a reasonable degree of decorum during his absence and refrain from:

: : : : a.  roasting each other over bonfires and starting riots in the Town Square

: : : : b. dancing naked through the field of lilies behind the Town Library

: : : : c. exchanging recipes involving their neighbor's pets

: : : : d. involving themselves in  temporary catering jobs with JFC Fast Foods

: : : : e. forming betting pools on whether Cora and Hawkeye did or didn't

: : : : f. other high spirited activities which might give The Crown an excuse to reclaim Mohicanland and turn it into     a penal colony.

: : : : Respectfully,

: : : : The Members of The Town Council

: 
: : : 
: : : Darn!  I love that field of lilies!

: : : Adele
: : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>

: :   I agree as I just smile and leave for work......

: : Frecnh Trader
: : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>

: Oh for crying right out loud!  Don't you ever give it a rest, froggie?  Somebody around here needs a libido lobotomy!!!

: Gnome Dome


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