Re: To The Great & Terrible Lainey, Our Mohican Magistrate

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: Doc,

: Don't mince words Doc.  Come on, out with it!!  Are you a mite upset with MMMMMarcia's administering to the said Bumppo?
: Don't be polite....if you have something to say by all means
: don't tippy toe around about it!  Just say it!  You'll feel SOOOOO much better!!!

: Now as to that gnome margarine vs. gnome butter.....can't say I'm warm about EITHER treatment.....

: BillyGnome

: : Doctor Mary must insist that TGAT Lainey issue an immediate
: : arrest warrent for the wretched wench MMMMarcia, who has had
: : the forehead-smacking GALL to practice medicine in Doctor Mary's
: : territory without a license!!! The aforementioned territory 
: : being 1 (one) party of the first part butt belonging to
: : 1 (one) Nathaniel Poe, AKA Natty BUMppo, AKA Hawkeye, AKA
: : Le Longue Carabine, AKA Doctor Mary's Chief HugHoney and
: : USDA Prime Rump Roast!!! 

: : Doctor Mary found the poor man whimpering and shivering on
: : her doorstep this morning, with an acute case of Infectus
: : Buttitus Ouchus...the worst case she has seen in her many
: : many years of practice!! Upon further examination, Doctor
: : Mary was able to determine the problem was caused by the
: : inept application of cheap generic substitutes for the
: : usual fine pharmacologia employed by Doctor Mary...such
: : as Gnome Margarine rather than finely wrought Gnome Butter,
: : and rotgut Southern Comfort rather than Doctor Mary's
: : specially brewed head-bangin', eyeball poppin', hell
: : no I'm not married honey Corn Squeezin's!! 

: : This Infamy must not be allowed to continue a moment longer!!
: : I throw myself on the implacable mercy of Lainey the Great
: : and Terrible! Hear my pleas, O Most Wise!! Clap the Malpracticing
: : Malfeasant Mohicanite Marcia in the bowels of the dankest
: : dungeon of Mohicanland before she strikes again!!! 

: : Have a nice day!

: : Doctor M


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