To The Great & Terrible Lainey, Our Mohican Magistrate

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: Doctor Mary must insist that TGAT Lainey issue an immediate
: arrest warrent for the wretched wench MMMMarcia, who has had
: the forehead-smacking GALL to practice medicine in Doctor Mary's
: territory without a license!!! The aforementioned territory 
: being 1 (one) party of the first part butt belonging to
: 1 (one) Nathaniel Poe, AKA Natty BUMppo, AKA Hawkeye, AKA
: Le Longue Carabine, AKA Doctor Mary's Chief HugHoney and
: USDA Prime Rump Roast!!! 

: Doctor Mary found the poor man whimpering and shivering on
: her doorstep this morning, with an acute case of Infectus
: Buttitus Ouchus...the worst case she has seen in her many
: many years of practice!! Upon further examination, Doctor
: Mary was able to determine the problem was caused by the
: inept application of cheap generic substitutes for the
: usual fine pharmacologia employed by Doctor Mary...such
: as Gnome Margarine rather than finely wrought Gnome Butter,
: and rotgut Southern Comfort rather than Doctor Mary's
: specially brewed head-bangin', eyeball poppin', hell
: no I'm not married honey Corn Squeezin's!! 

: This Infamy must not be allowed to continue a moment longer!!
: I throw myself on the implacable mercy of Lainey the Great
: and Terrible! Hear my pleas, O Most Wise!! Clap the Malpracticing
: Malfeasant Mohicanite Marcia in the bowels of the dankest
: dungeon of Mohicanland before she strikes again!!! 

: Have a nice day!

: Doctor M


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