Posted by YeOldeTowneCrier on April 08, 2000 at 10:42:46:
RING RING RING!
COME ONE, COME ALL!
Our scribe Vita is truly and humbly asking for donations of ice cubes, and a seat cushion and a gallon of Bloody Mary to make her awaiting in her TowneCrier persona a bit more comfy... while she is on duty in front of the Courier Press House, huge bell in one hand, pitcher of Bloody Mary (the drink, and not the English queen) in the other... to gasp and cry the very moment the said newsprint breaks through the rusty hinges of the termite-eaten double-doors....
Thanking y'all in her behalf,
we both wish you a long happy walk in love light and laughter along the sun-splashed, gurgling, salmon-leaping, green-leaves and white clouds and blue skies reflecting, River Bank.....
Yaaaahoooooo!!! The Courier is A'coming!!!!!! Soon!