Posted by Gnome Dome on April 03, 2000 at 19:45:54:
In Reply to: Re: Sounds of Silence posted by Doc M on April 03, 2000 at 17:27:02:
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: : : Dear Emma Ross Gaelley,
: : : Don't worry yourself...
: : : Your Beloved Doc Mary
: : : Is not on the shelf!
: : : She's slaying some dragons
: : : And going down roads
: : : To turn people who need it
: : : Into froggies and toads.
: : : So fear not, my snookies,
: : : My French Trader, My Gnomie,
: : : My dear friend Miss Marcia
: : : And all of my Homeys...
: : : I'll be back with you shortly
: : : To kick butt and be scary.
: : : I remain, as always,
: : : Your cute Doctor Mary!
: :
: : She's lewd and looney
: : as a twisted cartooney
: : she corrupts all the lads
: : and she's really quite mad
: : She wears a slinky, slatternly black dress
: : delights in causing all Gnomies distress
: : but as always, she's also a hearty HOOT!
: : Is Doc Mary, our own little trollopie poot.
: : Gnomie
: "Trollopie poot???!!" Oh, Gnomie...you'll turn my widdle
: head with your flowery flattery! Come closer, and let the
: kindly old Doctor give you a big kiss! *WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!!*
: Drat!! He escaped again!! Time to put the Gnomepaper on
: my doorstep!
: Doc M
Ha ha ha! Missed me!!! Nya nya nya *right thumb to nose and gives her the Gnome Salute - turns to scamper away - steps on funny looking doormat* Hey!
What the.........
Gnome Dome