Posted by Doc M on March 27, 2000 at 17:40:27:
In Reply to: Re: In Search of ... posted by Lainey on March 27, 2000 at 17:17:51:
: : :
: : : Well I can see how Doc Mary might have a crush on John Boy.
: : : He has a mole on his check......she has a wart on her nose!
: : : Kinda something in common theres. And they do say opposites attract.....he being so sickeningly nice and all, and her being so sick, weird and NOT nice!
: : : Double nyuk nyuk! heheheheeeeeeeeeee
: : : Gnome Dome
: : Nope nope nope. The Waltons, yet! What a bunch of dweebles!
: : MY great granny would have whacked them over the head with
: : an ax and strung 'em up to dry before they got done saying
: : "Good Night" to everything on God's green earth. And Doctor
: : Mary tries to avoid getting involved with men with possibly
: : melanomic moles. And the only warts Doctor Mary has are
: : those she sometimes gets on her hands when she cleans
: : too many fresh-caught gnomes without her rubber gloves!
: : Doc M
: Oh, you ARE a clever twisted sister. Playing hard to get with John Boy! A sickening brilliant move ... He ought to be calling out 'gooooooooooooooooooooood night' any time now.
Actually, Doctor Mary was more interested in a some sort of
a compromising menage a trois situation with her, John
Walton Sr., and Grandpa...with Marcia Brady off to one
side taking pictures. I regret having to share that, but
I've been driven to it.
Doc M