Re: Ohhhhhhhh Noooooooo!!!!

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: : : Diana writes:
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: : : : Ohhhhhhhhh Noooooooo, more talk of undergarments!!!!! I got to thinkin', OF COURSE, Claybert won't be minding the elevated temperatures since he'll be wearing a dishcloth with strings! 

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: : : Diana - and all of those that get such a big kick out of these underwear threads.

: : : I, for one, have had it with all of the talk of loincloths, breechclouts, dishcloths with strings and the other sordid descriptions of a piece of material that served the purpose that it did and does.

: : : My dear wife, Dana S. (known to many of you as "Dana S."), at first thought these threads merely humorous and got a few chuckles out of them.  I, naturally, thought it all innocent enough, and smiled that husbandly smile when she would relate the tales of the cloth.  
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: : : Slowly - insidiously - things began to change slightly around the S. household.  Strange looking curtains whipstitched together from several long, thin strips of cotton and wool hung in our living room from a piece of wood that looked rather like a gunstock.  Soon, our bedspread was tossed out and replaced with a similar, albeit wider, version of our drapes.  Our handtowels too bore a strange resemblence to the other recent additions. 

: : : I, being the good natured, amicable and understanding husband that I am, took all in stride until *gasp* our GUEST NAPKINS (not the outstanding everyday Bounty type that we normally use)bore the same traits.  Boy, oh boy, was my face RED when I finally put two and two together - my dear MOTHER was wiping traces of Kraft Ranch Dressing from the corners of her mouth with a....a LOINCLOTH!!!!

: : : People - please.  Don't you think enough is enough?  How long can this go on?  Innocent people are being adversely affected by this undeniable travesty!  Stop the underwear posts before it's too late?

: : : (By the way, the red wool does change the whole ambience in our parlor - not an entirely bad look!)

: : : Bryan S. 

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: : Bryan S.
: : Let me introduce you to MY long suffering LOTM hubby; you guys should start a club...

: : Jo

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: He's really not so bad, Jo. He's just sore 'cause I binged 'im a good one with that slingthing.:)

: Dana S.


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