Re: The Town Throws a Birthday Bash

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: : : Come one, come all to Bumppo's Tavern tonight for the finest Birthday Bash the Town has ever seen!  Drinks are on the Civic Budget, so PPPPPPPAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

: : : Special Entertainment:

: : : A.  Bee Witched and the Zom Bees will join Sassy The Soothsayer in a Magic Moment of Slight of Wing.

: : : B.  She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine will provide an exhilatering demonstration of Hector's Fabulous Tricks, including Snoring to the Sound Track of "The Courier", which is always a favorite with the audiences.

: : : C.  Dweebie Day-Lewis will demonstrate his skill with his famous rifle"Chipmunk Wounder', assisted by Gore Bee and the Bee Two Bombers.

: : : D.  The Gnome will dance naked through a field of lillies, pursued by Basil The Parrot

: : : Citizens who wish to perform at this Blow-Out Gala are welcome to join the show.  Just let us know what you plan to do and what props we may need to provide.

: : : Sheriff Benton (just call me Bent) Twigg

: : Unh.....Sheriff?  Just a wee correction from a wee man.....Gnomes are NEVER completely naked!  We ALWAYS at least have our red pointy hats on if nothing else.

: : Gnome Dome

: Dear Gnome,

: A red pointy hat is perfectly acceptable.  We wouldn't want you to be arrested for indecent public exposure or anything.

: Sincerely,
: Bent Twigg


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