Posted by Gnome Dome on March 16, 2000 at 13:52:51:
In Reply to: Re: A Toast to the Irish posted by Clabert on March 16, 2000 at 13:16:52:
: : : : : : Top o� the mornin� to ya:
: : : : : : Here are a few Irish toasts to share with your friends and family on St. Pat�s day.
: : : : : : May your glass be ever full.
: : : : : : May the roof over your head be always strong.
: : : : : : And may you be in Heaven half an hour before the devil knows you�re dead.
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: : : : : : Here�s to me, and here�s to you,
: : : : : : And here�s to love and laughter,
: : : : : : I�ll be true as long as you,
: : : : : : And not one moment after.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Here�s to a long life and a merry one.
: : : : : : A quick death and an easy one.
: : : : : : A roasted gnome and stewed one.
: : : : : : A cold beer � and another one!
: : : : : :
: : : : : : May the roof about us never fall in
: : : : : : And may we friends gathered below it never fall out.
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: : : : : : May you be poor in misfortune
: : : : : : Rich in blessings
: : : : : : Slow to make enemies
: : : : : : Quick to make friends
: : : : : : But rich or poor
: : : : : : Quick or slow
: : : : : : May you know nothing but happiness
: : : : : : From this day forth.
: : : : : : Happy St. Patrick�s Day!
: : : : : : Best wishes,
: : : : : : O�Goody McSandy
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: : : : : Oooooooooo! Those are cool, McSandy. I can smell the Gnome stew now.............
: : : : : Dana McS.
: : : : Hi Dana McS:
: : : : My mouth is watering thinking about a big bowl of Gnome stew and a mug of green tea.
: : : : O'Goody McSandy
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: : : All you good people will have to enjoy St. Pat`s Day without me. I have to be at the plant at 4:30am and I`ll be working all weekend. Oh, I can hear the music warmimg up at my favorite Pub in Houston now.
: : : Clabert
: : Clabert, my treasure...I don't know what your job is in
: : the Real World, but we must find you a new one!!! I
: : suggest you place an ad immediately in The Courier.
: : Surely there's a place for a fine eyeful such as yourself!
: : Doc M
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: Doc,
: My wife said she`s seen me naked and..."Naaa, wouldn`t do any good" Hahahaha
: Clabert
Well I should hope she has! It would be a srange marriage you have there if she had NOT.
Gnome Dome