Re: To All Who Live Here - World class bout between Doc and MMMMarcia

Posted by Gnome Dome on March 15, 2000 at 15:12:06:

In Reply to: Re: To All Who Live Here - World class bout between Doc and MMMMarcia posted by Doc M on March 15, 2000 at 14:26:32:

: : : French Trader

: : Yeah, well French Trader, if'n you are gonna cover THAT backside,
: : you better get about 40 or 50 buddies to help you. THAT backside covers a LOTTA width.....takes a heap o' coverin'!!!! heee heeeeeeee!!!!

: : Now, let me make sure I got everything I needs to deliver to sweet MMMMMarcia for this here little contest with Doc...hmmmm...yeah, horseshoe (for inside of glove), nice heavy shot filled sap (for getting Doc's attention), some salt and sulfur (for casting in Doc's evil eyes at opportune moments),
: : baseball bat (no explanation needed), boxing trunks with WIDE waistband and deep pockets for holding all these accesories outta sight of the Ref, Boxing booties a'la Live or Let Die with dagger in toe......hmmm that should cover it!!! Wouldn't wanna give MMMMarcia unfair advantage ya know!

: : Gnome Dome

: Bring it ON! I will defeat any vile acts of treachery
: with clear eyes and a pure heart! All the angels of
: heaven are behind me! And I've got to stop now, because
: I'm making MYSELF sick with this drool! All I've got
: to say is, the referee for this here bout will be none
: other than my sister-under-the-scaly-skin, my hors-de
: combat! Ladies and Germs and nasty wee creatures of
: the forest, I present The Great and Most Terrible
: Mother of All Mohicanland ... Ms. E-LAYNE!!!!

: Doc M

Yeah, right......FALLEN angels more likely. Angels with leathern, batlike wings I expect. The only time YOU ever had clear eyes was that summer of the drought and the rum ran out.
Pure heart? The only pure heart YOU ever saw was the one that nasty Huron brought you taken from some Colonel something or other.

And as for E-Layne.......does she know you are talking about her like that? Man! I don't think I'D have the nerve to call her a scaly skinned creature.

Gnome Dome

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: : : : French Trader

: : : Yeah, well French Trader, if'n you are gonna cover THAT backside,
: : : you better get about 40 or 50 buddies to help you.  THAT backside covers a LOTTA width.....takes a heap o' coverin'!!!!  heee heeeeeeee!!!!

: : : Now, let me make sure I got everything I needs to deliver to sweet MMMMMarcia for this here little contest with Doc...hmmmm...yeah, horseshoe (for inside of glove), nice heavy shot filled sap (for getting Doc's attention), some salt and sulfur (for casting in Doc's evil eyes at opportune moments),
: : : baseball bat (no explanation needed), boxing trunks with WIDE waistband and deep pockets for holding all these accesories outta sight of the Ref, Boxing booties a'la Live or Let Die with dagger in toe......hmmm that should cover it!!!  Wouldn't wanna give MMMMarcia unfair advantage ya know!

: : : Gnome Dome

: : Bring it ON! I will defeat any vile acts of treachery
: : with clear eyes and a pure heart! All the angels of
: : heaven are behind me! And I've got to stop now, because
: : I'm making MYSELF sick with this drool! All I've got
: : to say is, the referee for this here bout will be none
: : other than my sister-under-the-scaly-skin, my hors-de
: : combat! Ladies and Germs and nasty wee creatures of
: : the forest, I present The Great and Most Terrible
: : Mother of All Mohicanland ... Ms. E-LAYNE!!!!

: : Doc M

: Yeah, right......FALLEN angels more likely.  Angels with leathern, batlike wings I expect.  The only time YOU ever had clear eyes was that summer of the drought and the rum ran out.
: Pure heart?  The only pure heart YOU ever saw was the one that nasty Huron brought you taken from some Colonel something or other.

: And as for E-Layne.......does she know you are talking about her like that?  Man! I don't think I'D have the nerve to call her a scaly skinned creature.

: Gnome Dome


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