Re: To All Who Live Here

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: : : : Doc M FOOLISHLY writes (and probably equally foolishly BELIEVES):

: : : : (And keep yer distance from my magnificently
: : : : : muscled, black-haired, steely-eyed Hawkie-poo. I have
: : : : : enough trouble with MMMMarcia! I ain't done with him yet!!)

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: : : : YOUR Hawkie-poo??  YOURS???  Oh, ha, ha and HA!  It's to laugh, O' Demented One!  And you think you've had trouble with me in the past??  You ain't seen NUTHIN' yet, Docster!  Myrrh's treasure trove of new pictures last week, coupled with the balmy spring weather hereabouts, has reawakened my innermost, spiritual self, and done a pretty good turn for my outermost nature, as well!  I'm in the mood for a knock-down, drag-out, doncha know!  Keep your hands off'n mah man, or you'll find yerself in the middle of one!!!!

: : : : So there.

: : : : Your Rival in All Things Hawkful!
: : : : MMMM

: : : 'Scuse me, 'scuse me...Doc M has to gently and carefully
: : : move Miss Emma to one side here -- she's too tender to
: : : be bruised up yet. You just sit there, darlin', and be
: : : ladylike. Maybe Doc M will throw you a little scrap of 
: : : The True Loincloth to use as a security blankie.
: : : NOW! *rubbing hands together* Doc M leaps off her
: : : trusty road grader and hastily pulls on her lacy bloomers
: : : and high-heeled sneakers... "C'MON!! C'MON! Show me
: : : whatcha got!!" She springs lightly back and forth on
: : : the balls of her feet, rubbing her nose on her hand-tooled
: : : gnome-leather boxing gloves..."Yah got NUTHIN'! Yah got
: : : NUTHIN!! C'mon in da ring, already!" *snort! snort!*

: : : Doc M

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: : Now Doc, little Emma can't be too tender if she's survived several posts here.  And besides, don't those faerie people live hundreds of years (that is unless they are used in some of your famous gnome and faerie sausage)?  By the way Doc, be lookin' for my check in the mail for 10 lbs of your best g & f sausage.  I've heard nothing but wonderful reviews on the taste and texture.  We're lookin' to serve it at our next family celebration.  YRH

: I look forward to it! Usually I just get money left on
: the dresser, so it will be a novelty to receive it via
: the mail. Of course, there might be some delay until
: the local Post Office is rebuilt. My pretty little head
: gets confused with all these business thingies, so I
: will turn the matter over to my cutie-bug French Trader.
: Remember, Gnome flesh is pretty rank until after the
: Spring Thaw, so it might be a few weeks until your order
: is filled.

: Doc M


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