Re: Damme! Damme! ... OUCH!

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: : : I just ran over some duck that had a dress on!!! Pressed
: : : Paddletail, anyone??? Where are the *&^%%#@! brakes on this
: : : thing??? HELLLLLPPP!! I seem to be heading over to the
: : : Mohicanland Post Office where a lanky Italianate fellow
: : : with a pony tail just jumped out the window to avoid being
: : : flattened like a tortilla!!! AGGGGHHHH!!! 

: : : Doc M

: : Window??? WHAT window??? No windows here ... that was the hole through the side of the building you ran your feather-laden excuse for a vehicle through, my dear. 

: : OK, if it's something I said, just let me know. Lucky for you, they've made us Postal employees check our guns in at the door beginning about a year, or so, ago. The other guys sneak theirs in, but ever try to beat security carrying a Killdeer???

: : Jeez, Doc ... They already thought I was crazy with this Mohicans thing. How do I explain THIS???

: Good heavens...what's to explain? A bug-eyed crazy woman
: dressed like Scarlett O'Hara riding a gigantic piece
: of construction equipment flattens your workplace?
: Have they no sense of adven-chuh and joie de vivre?

: Now The Great and Terrible Lainey, like a magnificent
: lioness in her holy wrath...THAT would take some
: 'splainin'!

: Doc M


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