Posted by Doc M on March 10, 2000 at 13:28:03:
In Reply to: Re: The Sheepies and gnomies posted by Goody Sandy on March 10, 2000 at 12:32:33:
: : : I'll pass on the haggis but my mouth is watering for a plate of gnome and fairy sausage.
: : : Best wishes,
: : : Goody Sandy
: :
: : ~~~~~~~~Gnome and fairy Sausage!?! Will that be available at the Gathering? Can it be ordered on-line? Dare I hope for a local distributor? Please give details, as it sounds absolutely delightful!
: Gnome and fairy sausage is a delicious and delectable delicacy that will delight your taste buds. It goes especially well with a side order of elf au gratin and a mixed green and pixie salad dressed with nisse vinaigrette. Perhaps one of the traders will have a supply on hand at the gathering. If not, I�m sure that Doc M will be more than happy to supply you with all that you desire.
: Best wishes,
: Goody Sandy
Hmmphh! The only way Doc M wants to get brown and crispy
is to lie on a beach whilst being gently fanned by brawny,
scantily-clad, long-haired gentlemen!
Yes indeed, the Mohicanland Clinic and Alternative
Victuals Cafe (*motto: "There Are No Medical Mistakes
That Can't Be Recycled!") is more than able to supply
all your gnomal, fay, elfin, sprite, sylph, pooka, pixie,
or banshee needs! Our special this week is Down Home
Cookin'. Today we're offering Smothered Fried Gnome
with Real Red-Eye Gravy and French-Fried Fairy Fritters.
As far as haggis goes, I think I saw it once, but just
like when you drive by a car wreck, you look and then
wish you hadn't. Bleahhh! Bleaahhh!
Doc M