Re: Spring and it ain't Gnome Harvest Season dammit!

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: Well Doc, I don't know what the gnome thinks (though I can imagine!) but I think you are a hoot.  Where do you come up with this stuff?  

: Bill R

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: : Hmmmm. Spring, Gnome Harvest...let's see what my old
: : Granny's receipt book says.

: : Do notte ketch ye gnome
: : On new moone night,
: : When ye moone be fulle
: : Lette gnomes take flight!
: : When ye moone doth waxe
: : Ye gnomes are plumpe,
: : When ye moone doth wane,
: : On their heades do thumpe!!

: : Ain't she a kick? What a great old girl! So she made a
: : few cows fly and turned a few townsfolk into bats...
: : was that any reason to take her to the old hangin'
: : tree? Girls just gotta have fun!

: : I have quite a few recipes for Spring Gnome, but it's
: : best to wait until mid-April to catch them...they tend
: : to dine on ramps and wild onion for the first few weeks
: : of spring, and their smell would knock a buzzard off
: : a poo-poo wagon. 

: : Doc M


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