Posted by French Trader on March 06, 2000 at 14:53:18:
In Reply to: Re: The Latest Buzz! posted by MMMMarcia on March 06, 2000 at 14:31:22:
: Ann writes:
: : Bill will be pleased to know that the traditional alliance between France and Scotland will be maintained during the 2000 Gathering and that the two of you will stand shoulder to shoulder in the event of a McDonald invasion...or even more likely, an incursion by the dastardly English! If there's anything a MacLeod finds more despicable than a McDonald, it's an Englishman (with all deference to the English Trader, who by all accounts appears to be a fine, upstanding member of the community and hardly a despoiler of Scottish land rights!) But in all truth, I think it's the strike against the Clan Drambuie (or perhaps the Guiness family) that will afford the greatest opportunity for hearing the MacLeod war cry....
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: This is all very interesting, Ann & Clabert. I'm sure I shall learn much about history while watching the exchanges between you two, and other various participants. And I can teach YOU guys a thing or two, as well...I'll be hangin' out with Clan Boonesfarm, donchaknow, and will no doubt be prone to midnight war cries, myownself!! ;o)
: MMMM
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MMMM,
As you know, I`ll be bringing a few "distant kin" that you will most certainly want to meet. They are from Eularian/Clabair Winery Clan and Clan Peach Brandy, from the same distillery. Now I will leave them with you to enjoy as I stand guard and keep watch for the Sherriff and his men. Should they arrive, I will signal you all with a war cry and then stagger out in the open towards them. You all can make your escape out the back. Then when I pass the breathalizer test with a perfect 0.00 I`ll tell them ,"Sure I`m not drunk. I`m the designated DECOY!!!"
French Trader
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