Re: Yessir, That's My Baby!

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: Doc Mary writes:

: : Thank you, Mr. Federici, for requesting my professional opinion
: : in this troubling Case Of The Possibly Pseudo Day-Lewis. I
: : have just now completed an in-depth examination of the
: : subject, and STOP THAT WHIMPERING!! I said I'll take off
: : the handcuffs LATER!! I'm SEW sorry. Doctor Mary is
: : conducting a *tough love* experiment on the patient in
: : question, and sometimes they get kinda squirmy before
: : they're properly broken in. *hrumphh! hrummphh!* Where
: : was I? Oh, yes. The subject is without doubt most definitely
: : the real Mr. Day-Lewis, looking as homely as the proverbial
: : mud fence if I may say so, but 'tis he. The thumbs, Watson --
: : the thumbs never lie. No one on the planet has thumbs like
: : that, which confirms a long-held theory of mine that he
: : is, in fact, a strange visitor from another world entirely.
: : From long hours of intense one-on-one therapy, I have
: : deduced that the look of blank horror on his face was
: : induced by an unfortunate encounter with the notorious
: : Miss Marcia, who in one of her drunken stupors lured him
: : into her cabin and...I can't. It's too horrible. Some
: : things are best left unsaid. Let's just say no one was
: : spared. *shudder* Plus, he has childhood issues with
: : his pet dog Sparky that are best kept in confidence.
: : As for the height-discrepancy area, I would say that 
: : Mr. Means is standing on the notorious Grassy Knoll,
: : and that the bullets prove that there were at least
: : two CIA gunmen involved. Clear it up any? Now if you-
: : all will kindly excuse me...STOP THAT INFERNAL WHIMPERING,
: : DAMMIT!! OR I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO WHIMPER ABOUT!!
: : The natives are getting restless, as the old saying
: : goes. Back to work. Woof! Woof!

: : Doc M

: SPOT on, Sherlock!  You are so right...the thumbs never lie!  And I fully accept your grassy knoll theory in regard to the height questions.  Works for me!

: MMMM


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