Re: Yessir, That's My Baby!

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: Well, you know what they say about a man with long thumbs!!!  Or is it feet.....no wait a minute, it could be hands.  What was I saying?

: Adele
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: : Oh what the heck is this crud about thumbs anyways?  Jeez.  The guys look at the pic of the man, judge his height, his face, his attire etc.  The women are looking at THUMBS???  Thumbs, schmumbs!  Here's a thumb for ya Doc Mary *putting thumb against nose and wiggling fingers*

: : Gnome Dome

: : : Thank you, Mr. Federici, for requesting my professional opinion
: : : in this troubling Case Of The Possibly Pseudo Day-Lewis. I
: : : have just now completed an in-depth examination of the
: : : subject, and STOP THAT WHIMPERING!! I said I'll take off
: : : the handcuffs LATER!! I'm SEW sorry. Doctor Mary is
: : : conducting a *tough love* experiment on the patient in
: : : question, and sometimes they get kinda squirmy before
: : : they're properly broken in. *hrumphh! hrummphh!* Where
: : : was I? Oh, yes. The subject is without doubt most definitely
: : : the real Mr. Day-Lewis, looking as homely as the proverbial
: : : mud fence if I may say so, but 'tis he. The thumbs, Watson --
: : : the thumbs never lie. No one on the planet has thumbs like
: : : that, which confirms a long-held theory of mine that he
: : : is, in fact, a strange visitor from another world entirely.
: : : From long hours of intense one-on-one therapy, I have
: : : deduced that the look of blank horror on his face was
: : : induced by an unfortunate encounter with the notorious
: : : Miss Marcia, who in one of her drunken stupors lured him
: : : into her cabin and...I can't. It's too horrible. Some
: : : things are best left unsaid. Let's just say no one was
: : : spared. *shudder* Plus, he has childhood issues with
: : : his pet dog Sparky that are best kept in confidence.
: : : As for the height-discrepancy area, I would say that 
: : : Mr. Means is standing on the notorious Grassy Knoll,
: : : and that the bullets prove that there were at least
: : : two CIA gunmen involved. Clear it up any? Now if you-
: : : all will kindly excuse me...STOP THAT INFERNAL WHIMPERING,
: : : DAMMIT!! OR I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO WHIMPER ABOUT!!
: : : The natives are getting restless, as the old saying
: : : goes. Back to work. Woof! Woof!

: : : Doc M


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