Are The Black Flies In Season Already???

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: Oh, my mistake. That annoying high-pitched buzzing sound
: is coming from the little lawn ornament in the corner there.
: *KERCHINK! BLAAMMMM!!!* There. Alllll better.

: Oh, yes...aren't we women funny things? And of course
: when men buy those nasty magazines featuring blondes
: with bodacious tatas and brains the size of walnuts,
: no doubt they are focusing on height, weight, and what
: her favorite hobbies are. *snort! snort!*

: Perhaps the reason you're lacking towels, GD, is that
: you haven't looked in the box marked "Cocktail Napkins"
: yet. Oh, and speaking of Mayflower Van Lines, when Doctor
: M was a wee tot and new neighbors were moving in, she
: ran over and breathlessly awaited the moving men to
: come out, and burst into bitter tears when they were
: NOT pilgrims carrying turkeys and blunderbusses, as
: her most evil sister had promised her. 

: Doc M


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