Re: THE GNOME IS BACK!!!!!

Posted by Gnome Dome on March 02, 2000 at 12:58:46:

In Reply to: Re: THE GNOME IS BACK!!!!! posted by She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine on March 02, 2000 at 12:47:52:

She Who Tracks etc etc,

Why thank you kind lady!! That sounds yummy! I would love to drop by and share such a nice meal with you! And I am pleased and flattered that you would care to do that for a runty, turned in toed, little forest fella like myself. Only thing I ask, if'n I can and don't offend, is could you perhaps entice old Hector there to desist from sniffing crotches? It is quite disconcerting on humans I am told but more so on wee folk, as we fear it be prelude to becoming a canine snack. What is it about dogs anyways that when you pat them on the head they think they need to reciprocate by snorkling around down there???

Gnome Dome

: Sure is good to see you back in town and evidencin' the usual high spirits, Gnome. If ye'd like to stop over at the cabin one o' these fine evenin's, I'll cook ye a welcome-home dinner. In the absence o' any green parrots for fixin's, I been cultivatin' a special mushroom and leek patch just on the hopes o' yer return and that I might could offer ye a fine stew with a mug o' ale. I must say, Hector has missed ye mightily. He hasn't been eatin' well at all since ye went away.

: Yer fri'nd,
: She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine

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: She Who Tracks etc etc,

: Why thank you kind lady!!  That sounds yummy!  I would love to drop by and share such a nice meal with you!  And I am pleased and flattered that you would care to do that for a runty, turned in toed, little forest fella like myself.  Only thing I ask, if'n I can and don't offend, is could you perhaps entice old Hector there to desist from sniffing crotches?  It is quite disconcerting on humans I am told but more so on wee folk, as we fear it be prelude to becoming a canine snack.  What is it about dogs anyways that when you pat them on the head they think they need to reciprocate by snorkling around down there???  

: Gnome Dome

: : Sure is good to see you back in town and evidencin' the usual high spirits, Gnome.  If ye'd like to stop over at the cabin one o' these fine evenin's, I'll cook ye a welcome-home dinner.  In the absence o' any green parrots for fixin's, I been cultivatin' a special mushroom and leek patch just on the hopes o' yer return and that I might could offer ye a fine stew with a mug o' ale.  I must say, Hector has missed ye mightily.  He hasn't been eatin' well at all since ye went away.

: : Yer fri'nd,
: : She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine


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