The English Trader Drank the Turkish Trader under the table!!!!

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: ringRing ring Ring!
: Come on, Come All!
: Hottest Gossip in Towne!
: Scandal at Bumppo's Tavern!
: The New Turkish Trader, an inexperienced and vain youth, was bested by the English Trader, who drank him/her under the table!

: We need urgent help to get TT outta there, for he/she, garbed in and draped in tent-like white cotton (thus we can not make out his/her gender) is lying unconscious among a pool of Bumppo's famous spirits!
: Oh, do we miss the sophisticated and sage and not to forget handsome, Sir Otto Mani Bey!!!!

: Come on Come All, and let's get this lame Trader to bed!

: Your humble and obedient Servant, The Towne Crier


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