Posted by Doc M on February 12, 2000 at 07:45:44:
In Reply to: Re: The Mann's Word ... posted by Hawkeye aka Daniel on February 11, 2000 at 18:26:24:
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: Oh Marcia. I have long watched you throb for me, and stick up for me, and defend me against all would be look-alikes. I have watched you from afar rate me as ultimate male and the most handsome in the land. I cannot but help be beholden to you for your staunch, steadfast longing for yours truly, and therefore I have sent Ching, my adopted father, with an invitation written on birch bark. If you would consent, I would be pleased to share a dinner with thee, and talk of romantic things and gaze wistfully at each other. To show this is my heart, I have included this belt - a record of my people - so you may know I speak the truth that you have won at last. What say you?
: Signed
: The object of your fantasies......
: so sayeth the gnome
Oh Marcia -- be not deluded. This is an evil plot hatched
by the Malodorous Munchkin and Dweebie Day-Lewis. The
fact that the "record of his people" belt is a strip
torn from the top of a pair of plaid polyester Expando-
Matic pants should have been your first tip-off of this
despicable deception. Don't you worry, though -- the
genu-wine article is safe and sound, rubbing various
scented ointments into Doctor Mary's aching back,
which seems to have numerous corn-cob shaped indentations
in it for some unknown reason. And dang! He sure does
look cute in his little French maid's apron and fishnet
stockings. Maybe this pre-version stuff has its points!
Doc M
: : Oh, Poor, poor MentorMan...it's true, isn't it? Doc Mary's picture slap put your eyes out, didn't it?? *sigh* It sure is gonna be hard for you to lead us to the top of Table Rock this year, you bein' blind as a bat and all! Too, too sad! Ben Stiller and DDL...hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! It's to laugh! So I am. Hahahahahahhahahahehehehehe! Thank goodness I don't have that particular vision problem! All through There's Something About Mary, *I* kept thinking NO WAY a dish like Cameron Diaz would ever look at a Ben Stiller in the real world! No matter how sweet. (*I* would, as...except for my fantasies, of course...I don't care a lot about a guy being good looking.) But Cameron Diaz? Uh-uh! I don't believe it.
: : Well...I reckon we can't all see everyone the same way. I am, after all, the one who still thinks Tom Petty is sexy! (BUT I DON'T THINK HE LOOKS LIKE MY PRECIOUS HAWKEYE!!)
: : MMMM
: : PS...as for the dvd comments, I've been there, said that. No need for me to restate. I'm still wonderin' where you're gonna get the ROPE to tie me down if you decide to show it at the Gathering! (Me and Penny are slippin' out the back, Jack...ain't that right, PP?)