Posted by William W. Gnome on February 11, 2000 at 21:20:16:
In Reply to: Re: The Mann's Word ... posted by MMMMarcia on February 11, 2000 at 16:10:04:
hey, what's this I hear some of the females around this little burg have written a ballad of sorts??????? I hear tell they have put their imaginations and talents and creativity into coming up with some verses to honor the wee man of Mohicanland. Now, shucks, but that is a nice thang to do!
I hear tell their little rendition was quite the hoot. Might make a good thing to be singin around the old campfire.....
WHILST THE WEE LITTLE GNOME RUNS AROUND TYING ALL YOUR DANG SHOE LACES TOGETHER YOU SACRILIGIOUS INGRATES!!!!!!!!!
And here I am of such a sweet and inoffensive disposition, loved by all. How darest they????
HARUMPH!!!!!
*taps his wee foot waiting for the dump truck full of fresh cow chips to arrive so he can tee off in many general di-rections*